Sunday, September 27, 2015

Budge Not Lest Ye Be Budged

That's the mindless mantra of the Tea Party but they're boring and this has nothing to do with them.

On the social networks, there's more judgmentalism than if you hired a whole flock of plastic Judge Dredds, all wearing that gay-ass cartoon uniform, and they have nothing better to do all day than running around prosecuting and killing people.

Conform, conform, conform.  We will beat you until you understand.


Judge me if you like but I'll cut you off at the knees and walk away.  Ain't no-one goin' judge me or change my ways.

That's how America does.  Can I get a hell yeah?

(Ed:  HELL YEAH!)


Go to criticize ISIS if you like ... and they will cut you off at the head ... and walk away.

That's how they do.  Can I get a hell no?

(Ed:  HELL NO!  Waste those motherfuckers!)

Um, Mister Ed, we're goin' need a li'l talk on this matter.  Go up to the top and review judging motherfuckers and then start over.

Tip:  crazy motherfuckers will not cut off your head if you do not take your head someplace they can remove it.  Just a thought.

Note:  the Blogger spellchecker will advise you when you do not spell 'motherfucker' correctly.  Thank you, Google.  We love you too ... you motherfucker.


(Ed:  why do you love this word so much?)

Because it's so ludicrous.  You swear at someone he is someone who fucks his mother but it's the most ludicrous charge you can make.  Nobody, except maybe in Arkansas, ever does this.  Even so, we get pissed off if someone says we do.  For me, this is high comedy.  It makes no sense whatsoever and yet it's institutionalized.

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