Well, that's novel, isn't it. Here are people with such a lack of discernment they couldn't tell a porno from a Superman comic and my credibility is questioned.
Note: this is why stoners don't like you and we avoid you.
(Ed: we thought you were afraid of us)
Nope, we just don't like you. Straight people are like Jehovah's Witnesses to stoners as you're annoying, judgmental, and almost always simple. Plus you do stuff which really pisses us off and we don't like being pissed off (e.g. killing people).
(Ed: evidence?)
Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, Kim Davis, Westboro Baptist, KKK, etc, etc.
They don't use drugs. I rest my case.
(Ed: so the premise is stoners are better people?)
No. The premise is stoners are MUCH better people.
(Ed: well, thanks for that clarification)
There's one conservative friend who definitely is not simple and he's not a Jehovah's Witness either. He can't smoke the ganja because of his asthma so we give him a pass because he is interesting and likes learnaholism (i.e. it's worth knowing about any kind of worthless crap if you find it interesting).
Some subjects are loosely off-limits unless there's a really determined effort not to get pissed off as mentioning Putin's name is the same as chucking a hand grenade in a barbecue (i.e. doing that is so stupid even a Texas cop wouldn't do it).
Note: Yevette gets pissed off about Texas slams but the cops who busted the kid for making a clock really won a major prize. If there's a Nobel Prize for Stupid, they won it.
I like a lot of worthless crap as does my conservative friend so this gives a basis for conversation and they have been fascinating as most of the slugs online want to debate but the trouble with that is they so seriously suck at it. Next thing you know, they're whining like schoolgirls and screeching about ad hominem assaults. They don't know any more Latin than I know Greek.
(Ed: malaka)
Fuck you. I know enough Greek to know what that means.
My friend would have been a good stoner as he has the inquisitive mind for it. Jehovah's Witnesses can't be stoners as reefer doesn't do anything for stupids. They don't think and they reproduce asexually (i.e. budding polyps), there's nothing reefer can give them.
The concern regarding reefer and asthma may not be appropriate because reefer is known to be a bronchodilator (i.e. it opens lung passages). The conflict is you have to smoke it to get the effect and that (cough) closes lung passages.
Although it's conceivable he could try reefer through one of the non-smoked mechanisms such as reefer candy, etc, I would not recommend it because judging how much effect comes from this candy or that would be exceptionally difficult. In this regard, doing it 'the regular way' has (cough) high merit because one hit is about as precise as you can get with it. The quality of the reefer will vary but the volume of intake won't and you can judge from that easily whether to screw with any more of it.
Something I do suggest is trying one hit and One Hit Only with a friend while ensuring he has his inhaler at close hand.
Fine quality marijuana is something to be appreciated at the gourmet level. Take one hit from the pipe and then let it percolate (i.e. in your head). The awareness will flow through your mind and you can observe this as it happens plus what it reveals all around you. If it really is top shelf marijuana (i.e. high-end consumer grade at $300 - $400 an ounce, the best value in reefer because it takes so little to stone you), that one hit will last through an evening.
The above is an Important Lesson as I've always smoked reefer heavily. I smoked with someone who did smoke at one time but had not used it for many years. I borked that altogether and now he's in the Club of Those Who Will Never Get High with Willy Nelson Ever Again. So, that's how I learned the lesson as it spoiled the buzz for him and that sucked for me to do that. I should have realized.
(Ed: what happens if you smoke too much?)
You may feel dizzy, apprehensive, nervous; it's not pleasant but not life-threatening. With modern growing techniques, the reefer is strong so this One Hit Rule really does have significance. Reefer is powerful enough now that smoking too much of it is something like a low-level acid trip in which you're getting all paranoid about something. Being a gourmet with it is not an affectation but rather it makes for better trippin'.
The temptation after some while may be to go back to take another hit but don't do it, not this first time. Savor the experience and understand it. This step is important as the consequence of going back is eventually you'll be rolling spliffs using a cigar casing for a mix of tobacco and reefer for the Super-Size Foot-Long Buzz. That's not getting high, that's wasting your money.
There is one Fundamental Reefer Law which must be observed at all times of stonage:
THE PIPE IS NOT A MICROPHONE
Give the stoner a pipe and he takes a tok on it. Immediately he sees visions of the Grand Matrix of the Universe and that's very cool ... but he feels he has to tell you about that and the pipe is the medium of communication ... which is not very cool.
(Ed: so you all just sit around thinking hippie thoughts while you're stoned?)
Freak thoughts, my good man. There's a difference. Hippies are like fairies flying around as you will rarely see one but there were lots of freaks and they will see fairies ... whether the fairies are there or they are not.
The reason for doing it is you will learn the freedom which comes as it's an acquired taste / knowledge. Using the pipe as a microphone is initial nervousness but you learn, as with music, keep breathing. That first tok of any day is the one in which color comes to Oz and the munchkins started dancing. It's that way because of the clear transition and opening of new 'space' around you. Learn to savor that one tok and time it as maybe you're a kid and you think it's a bright idea to take that tok in a car. That means he will be driving the car and teleporting at the same time. That's a dead kid.
My friend has said he is tone deaf and music is interesting but not a passion. I strongly suspect reefer may help with that as the sensitivity to light and sound is subtle and beautiful.
There's no chance of this as my needs-to-try-it-at-least-once conservative friend is thousands of miles, kilometers, cubits from here. I can't do it anyway as it violates the Silas Law of Stoner Virginity which is you take your virginity somewhere else, sunshine. We don't deal with virgins. I don't believe I've ever knowingly violated that; if you hadn't been high before then I would not get high with you.
There was a kid back in the Army and he kept bugging me to try it when we would get high but I would refuse. It was all good-natured and he would be kind of pissed off so he would say you're a bunch of fucking freaks. You're not supposed to have any fucking rules.
(Ed: you're thinking this will get you into Heaven?)
This has been reviewed previously as I can proudly tell you I have a 90% score for violations of the Ten Commandments so my ass gonna burn.
Since I've thought of killin' people but didn't do it, that still counts so it's more like I'm 95% in violation. I'm fucked.
Oh, right. Tell me you never did that. You're fucked too.
(Ed: don't fuck with me. I went through with it.)
Bullshit. No murderer is going to hang about reading blogs.
I think.
(Ed: are you willing to bet your life on that, cabron?)
Uh oh.
Well, like I say, I'm fucked anyway.
The Trump / Fiorina crowd has already poofed as they likely will dismiss this as stoner crap the moment they look at it. That lack of depth in them is exactly why Trump and Fiorina are on top. Finally the comics have come to the elections.
(Ed: it is stoner crap)
See, there you go with the judgmental attitude.
(Ed: it is still stoner crap)
Well, yeah.
Note: this is why stoners don't like you and we avoid you.
(Ed: we thought you were afraid of us)
Nope, we just don't like you. Straight people are like Jehovah's Witnesses to stoners as you're annoying, judgmental, and almost always simple. Plus you do stuff which really pisses us off and we don't like being pissed off (e.g. killing people).
(Ed: evidence?)
Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, Kim Davis, Westboro Baptist, KKK, etc, etc.
They don't use drugs. I rest my case.
(Ed: so the premise is stoners are better people?)
No. The premise is stoners are MUCH better people.
(Ed: well, thanks for that clarification)
There's one conservative friend who definitely is not simple and he's not a Jehovah's Witness either. He can't smoke the ganja because of his asthma so we give him a pass because he is interesting and likes learnaholism (i.e. it's worth knowing about any kind of worthless crap if you find it interesting).
Some subjects are loosely off-limits unless there's a really determined effort not to get pissed off as mentioning Putin's name is the same as chucking a hand grenade in a barbecue (i.e. doing that is so stupid even a Texas cop wouldn't do it).
Note: Yevette gets pissed off about Texas slams but the cops who busted the kid for making a clock really won a major prize. If there's a Nobel Prize for Stupid, they won it.
I like a lot of worthless crap as does my conservative friend so this gives a basis for conversation and they have been fascinating as most of the slugs online want to debate but the trouble with that is they so seriously suck at it. Next thing you know, they're whining like schoolgirls and screeching about ad hominem assaults. They don't know any more Latin than I know Greek.
(Ed: malaka)
Fuck you. I know enough Greek to know what that means.
My friend would have been a good stoner as he has the inquisitive mind for it. Jehovah's Witnesses can't be stoners as reefer doesn't do anything for stupids. They don't think and they reproduce asexually (i.e. budding polyps), there's nothing reefer can give them.
The concern regarding reefer and asthma may not be appropriate because reefer is known to be a bronchodilator (i.e. it opens lung passages). The conflict is you have to smoke it to get the effect and that (cough) closes lung passages.
Although it's conceivable he could try reefer through one of the non-smoked mechanisms such as reefer candy, etc, I would not recommend it because judging how much effect comes from this candy or that would be exceptionally difficult. In this regard, doing it 'the regular way' has (cough) high merit because one hit is about as precise as you can get with it. The quality of the reefer will vary but the volume of intake won't and you can judge from that easily whether to screw with any more of it.
Something I do suggest is trying one hit and One Hit Only with a friend while ensuring he has his inhaler at close hand.
Fine quality marijuana is something to be appreciated at the gourmet level. Take one hit from the pipe and then let it percolate (i.e. in your head). The awareness will flow through your mind and you can observe this as it happens plus what it reveals all around you. If it really is top shelf marijuana (i.e. high-end consumer grade at $300 - $400 an ounce, the best value in reefer because it takes so little to stone you), that one hit will last through an evening.
The above is an Important Lesson as I've always smoked reefer heavily. I smoked with someone who did smoke at one time but had not used it for many years. I borked that altogether and now he's in the Club of Those Who Will Never Get High with Willy Nelson Ever Again. So, that's how I learned the lesson as it spoiled the buzz for him and that sucked for me to do that. I should have realized.
(Ed: what happens if you smoke too much?)
You may feel dizzy, apprehensive, nervous; it's not pleasant but not life-threatening. With modern growing techniques, the reefer is strong so this One Hit Rule really does have significance. Reefer is powerful enough now that smoking too much of it is something like a low-level acid trip in which you're getting all paranoid about something. Being a gourmet with it is not an affectation but rather it makes for better trippin'.
The temptation after some while may be to go back to take another hit but don't do it, not this first time. Savor the experience and understand it. This step is important as the consequence of going back is eventually you'll be rolling spliffs using a cigar casing for a mix of tobacco and reefer for the Super-Size Foot-Long Buzz. That's not getting high, that's wasting your money.
There is one Fundamental Reefer Law which must be observed at all times of stonage:
THE PIPE IS NOT A MICROPHONE
Give the stoner a pipe and he takes a tok on it. Immediately he sees visions of the Grand Matrix of the Universe and that's very cool ... but he feels he has to tell you about that and the pipe is the medium of communication ... which is not very cool.
(Ed: so you all just sit around thinking hippie thoughts while you're stoned?)
Freak thoughts, my good man. There's a difference. Hippies are like fairies flying around as you will rarely see one but there were lots of freaks and they will see fairies ... whether the fairies are there or they are not.
The reason for doing it is you will learn the freedom which comes as it's an acquired taste / knowledge. Using the pipe as a microphone is initial nervousness but you learn, as with music, keep breathing. That first tok of any day is the one in which color comes to Oz and the munchkins started dancing. It's that way because of the clear transition and opening of new 'space' around you. Learn to savor that one tok and time it as maybe you're a kid and you think it's a bright idea to take that tok in a car. That means he will be driving the car and teleporting at the same time. That's a dead kid.
My friend has said he is tone deaf and music is interesting but not a passion. I strongly suspect reefer may help with that as the sensitivity to light and sound is subtle and beautiful.
There's no chance of this as my needs-to-try-it-at-least-once conservative friend is thousands of miles, kilometers, cubits from here. I can't do it anyway as it violates the Silas Law of Stoner Virginity which is you take your virginity somewhere else, sunshine. We don't deal with virgins. I don't believe I've ever knowingly violated that; if you hadn't been high before then I would not get high with you.
There was a kid back in the Army and he kept bugging me to try it when we would get high but I would refuse. It was all good-natured and he would be kind of pissed off so he would say you're a bunch of fucking freaks. You're not supposed to have any fucking rules.
(Ed: you're thinking this will get you into Heaven?)
This has been reviewed previously as I can proudly tell you I have a 90% score for violations of the Ten Commandments so my ass gonna burn.
Since I've thought of killin' people but didn't do it, that still counts so it's more like I'm 95% in violation. I'm fucked.
Oh, right. Tell me you never did that. You're fucked too.
(Ed: don't fuck with me. I went through with it.)
Bullshit. No murderer is going to hang about reading blogs.
I think.
(Ed: are you willing to bet your life on that, cabron?)
Uh oh.
Well, like I say, I'm fucked anyway.
The Trump / Fiorina crowd has already poofed as they likely will dismiss this as stoner crap the moment they look at it. That lack of depth in them is exactly why Trump and Fiorina are on top. Finally the comics have come to the elections.
(Ed: it is stoner crap)
See, there you go with the judgmental attitude.
(Ed: it is still stoner crap)
Well, yeah.
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