Mark Twain told us, "On one thing men and women can agree, neither trust women."
The Skinny Vicious Bitch (i.e. Carly Fiorina) versus the Porky Vicious Bitch (i.e. Hillary Clinton) could be the all-time greatest catfight in human history. Neither of them has anything particularly interesting to offer so all that remains is a knife fight (i.e. women hate guns and much prefer stabbing each other).
For example, Kim Kardashian could run as she offers Kanye West and a fat ass ... but I repeat myself.
Only one will survive so we wonder whether the SVB or the PVB will be the one. The SVB has proven already she's vicious and ruthless as she's left a trail of tens of thousands of lives she wrecked for company profits at HP. She made illegal deals with Iran during the embargo thus proving her amorality. That could be the winning combination as vicious, avaricious, and amoral are big capital in the CEO meat market.
The PVB has high credibility as a killer also as she's been right there chucking drone bombs with the King of Remote Assassination, Barack Obama, who has killed more people with drone bombs than even Dick Cheney and George Bush, the previous King and Queen of Remote Assassination.
So the fight card looks great with two of the most horrible females on the planet other than big game trophy hunters. The PVB and the SVB are just trophy hunters also but they're better at disguising their simple motive: I'm going to shoot the White House for womankind and hang its head on the wall in my study.
Without the newfound sensitivity of women, American politics might be stuck in its current turgid morass of savagery and mediocrity forever.
"Anytime anyone pisses me off about equality, I go out and kill something." - Cilly Biatch
The Skinny Vicious Bitch (i.e. Carly Fiorina) versus the Porky Vicious Bitch (i.e. Hillary Clinton) could be the all-time greatest catfight in human history. Neither of them has anything particularly interesting to offer so all that remains is a knife fight (i.e. women hate guns and much prefer stabbing each other).
For example, Kim Kardashian could run as she offers Kanye West and a fat ass ... but I repeat myself.
Only one will survive so we wonder whether the SVB or the PVB will be the one. The SVB has proven already she's vicious and ruthless as she's left a trail of tens of thousands of lives she wrecked for company profits at HP. She made illegal deals with Iran during the embargo thus proving her amorality. That could be the winning combination as vicious, avaricious, and amoral are big capital in the CEO meat market.
The PVB has high credibility as a killer also as she's been right there chucking drone bombs with the King of Remote Assassination, Barack Obama, who has killed more people with drone bombs than even Dick Cheney and George Bush, the previous King and Queen of Remote Assassination.
So the fight card looks great with two of the most horrible females on the planet other than big game trophy hunters. The PVB and the SVB are just trophy hunters also but they're better at disguising their simple motive: I'm going to shoot the White House for womankind and hang its head on the wall in my study.
Without the newfound sensitivity of women, American politics might be stuck in its current turgid morass of savagery and mediocrity forever.
"Anytime anyone pisses me off about equality, I go out and kill something." - Cilly Biatch
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