The Russians Did It! The Russians Did It!

Of course the Russians did it; the CIA said so and they never ...



Yevette spotted some Russian hackers earlier today because, here at the Rockhouse, we are ever vigilant.

Yes, the dog really is Laika.  She's glad you noticed.

Ed:  that dog is a male!

Yes but that's because America requires gender reassignment surgery before it will grant anyone a visa.

Russia has made great advances in neural studies and these animals have exceptional powers of telepathy, telekinesis, and teleportation.  These Russian hackers teleport over here to read our minds or bank books in the case of politicians.  Then they return to Russia to divulge to Moscow what they discovered such as new ways to take over the electoral system.

Ed:  America has hacked by pet animals?

Shocking, isn't it.

The way it worked with the Clintons is they went through the White House like army ants when they left and took everything they possibly could.  That included Buddy the Dog.  Yes, they kept the dog.

But we had thought they would.

Ed:  Buddy the Dog was the telepathic mole?

Woof, woof.


The CIA has announced a 'credible threat' from teleporting animals so the current DHS status is ORANGE.