Donald Trump Gives Us the Worst Music Video Ever Made

We're told this is just lip-sync but ... we don't care.  It looks like Donald Trump's pedophilic pleasure palace.

Check out the 'droids in the background who are programmed to clap long.  We have the beat ... beep ... we have the beat ... beep ...

Holy flaming political turdballs ... this is awful.  Even without the mindless jingoism, this has more dimensions of awfully awful than any review could possibly contain.

He's going to make America great again ... with this?

(Ed:  is he fucking serious?)

Hey, they work for free and were glad for the gig.  For the rest of their lives, those girls will remember that moment they were almost-famous, at least until all of them descend into the hell of alcoholic despair with nothing in their lives except bad gin, cheap chocolate, and fucking Facebook.


(Ed:  you're an asshole for putting a curse on those girls!)

Oh, you're telling me they're not under some horrible fucking curse already??  If I had a kid like that, I would send it back to the factory and ask them to send me another one.  Do you have one which doesn't act like it's trying to work a used-car lot.

(Ed:  why used cars?)

They always have the biggest American flags.  Texas always has to have the biggest American flags in the country so going out to look at used cars here means you will need a flashlight.  The flags are so gigantic the used car lots are in perpetual fucking darkness from them.

(Ed:  it's ok.  Used car salesmen are honest now.)

Yah, so are the politicians.  They all really love American flags, tho.