No-One Wanted Ted Nugent Around But He Weaseled Into it Anyway

Ted Nugent, the King of the New Age Attention Sluts, has found a new way to get himself into the news.  Not only was he wanker enough to be the object of a divorce ... but ... Ted (cough) the Man ... blames it on hippies (Rolling Stone:  Ted Nugent Blames Hippies for Divorce, Abortion, Drugs and Crime)

Said Nugent about his irrelevant state and lack of a future:

"Honest and intelligent people will remember it for what it really was: the Summer of Drugs."

Honest and intelligent people will say that but wise and perceptive people saw a whole lot more.  Sorry you missed that, boobie.

It's also the summer he shit on himself to get out of the Army.  He denies he said it now but he denies many things.


"I often turn on Fox just to look at her.  Sometimes when I'm loading my magazines I like to just look at her ... I usually sit naked on the couch dropping hot brass on my stuff."  (Yahoo News: Things Ted Nugent Loves: Donald Trump, Watching Megyn Kelly Naked With His Gun)

No chance that had anything to do with the divorce.  Nah, couldn't possibly be that.  Those fucking hippies caused it.

We also observe sucking up to Donald Trump didn't get Nugent any closer to Trump since it's everyone's music except any from Nugent which Donald Trump steals for his performances (e.g. Neil Young, R.E.M., Aerosmith, to name those he screwed for copyright so far).

"I often wonder what musical peaks they could have climbed had they not gagged to death on their own vomit."

Bullshit.  Nugent wonders what peaks he might have climbed if he were not an asshole.  There's no evidence he ever thought of anyone but himself.

"Turned off by the work ethic and productive American Dream values of their parents, hippies instead opted for a cowardly, irresponsible lifestyle of random sex, life-destroying drugs and mostly soulless rock music that flourished in San Francisco."

Now he goes full Southern Baptist.  Next we will hear from him how Elvis played 'nigger music' and that was a common thing to say of him at the time.

If Nugent was not playing 'soulless rock,' then what was he playing because he sounded like any other long-hair with a guitar although nowhere close to the best.

"Clean and sober for 59 years, I am still rocking my brains out and approaching my 6,000th concert. Clean and sober is the real party."

Rocking for a low-brow crowd doesn't count.  Any damn fool can play a beer hall.  Cover AC/DC and call it Metallica if you like because fucking drunks wouldn't know the difference anyway.

Yah, we loathe preachers.

As to the truth of 'still rocking,' let's take a look at his concert schedule on Ted Nugent, the official tour community:    Ted Nugent currently doesn't have any upcoming events. To make sure you don't miss out on any new date announcements, please join the mailing list.

Ain't that a bitch. He was lying about that too.  I've looked at his tour schedule multiple times and I've never seen anything on it.

So now his wife as she dumped his lame ass too (laughing).

She said she put up with it for so long because she liked the money and the touring.

(Ed:  so superficial)

Naturally.  What else would you expect in association with Nugent.

Here's the beauty part:  Nugent said through a spokesman that he “didn’t care, because hunting is better than sex anyway” and added that Shemane could “suck on his machine gun.”

Hunting is better than sex, boobie?  Geez, cabron, I'm sorry to hear you believe that.  Sex with Nugent is not as good as killing animals.  Dayum.  That's impressive.