The Rocket Launch Which Was Not a Rocket Launch

All of you have probably seen many, many rocket launches and one thing all have in common is none of them looked like this.

Then they said this is an anomaly of Nature and really it's a rare form of the Aurora Borealis.  Likely all of you have seen aurorae many, many times as well and all of those have one thing in common also; none of them looked like this.

Ed:  they said it was rare!

There's rare and then there's non-existent, mate.  If no-one ever fuckin' saw it before then it's non-existent.


Our crack team of investigators did pursue the matter and discovered this wasn't a launch but a landing and it was not one of ours.  We cannot get much closer to the scene of the landing due to an extensive military presence.

Ed:  Area 51?

Negatory since that's where they took the old Roswell aliens.  These ones are new.

Ed:  where are they?

I can't tell you or they will send the black helicopters after me.  One of our team already tried and he was captured.

Ed:  did they take him to Guantanamo?

No.  They just keep that one around for the news.  They took him to one of their other places.

Ed:  where?

I can't tell you and for the same reason as above.  They watch us all the time.

Ed:  with our computers and televisions?

That's not the way since they have already seen your twisted sex.  They use the devices installed in all cars now for calling for assistance on the road.  They use those to watch you and listen for the things you ask.


However, I can tell you we have had the landing site under surreptitious visual and electronic surveillance ever since the sighting and now we know this was not the only time.  We have seen enough to know now, the visitors are not of this Earth.