Experienced Casanovas know this has nothing to do with carrying guns but rather it's about expressing admiration for one woman while in the company of another.
(Ed: you did that?)
Yep.
One of the luxuries of being an Old Fucker is being free to be more openly admiring of women without them immediately becoming defensive. They know we probably won't make a move but they dig it that we might or at least we would have at one time.
If you're thinking jealousy stops for Old Fuckers then lose that thinking because Old Fuckers have lusty thoughts too although most times we couldn't be bothered to do anything about them. As you see from the blog, mostly my thoughts go toward considering which movie I would most like to steal next.
Note: peer-to-peer thievery has escalated quite nicely over recent years with high transfer rates and general availability of 1080p copies of the movies. I've become spoiled and I'm annoyed if I must put up with a movie at less than sterling resolution.
Saying anything to a woman is fraught with peril because there's always a sexual element to it and Billy Crystal told you about that in "When Harry Met Sally" because men are willing to bone even a watermelon if it's at room temperature. He did not say that and we have never heard of it happening but we surmise it's true given the way rednecks sometimes catch catfish.
(Ed: how do they do that?)
You seriously don't want to know. Consider what happens when I tell you. Maybe you try it and (gasp) you like it. That means I just created a redneck so it's my fault. I cannot take that responsibility.
Saying anything to your woman is one thing because you like that underlying sexual tension of, well, we could bone but is there anything else we need to do first and, to hell with that, let's bone.
However, your woman, more than likely, is not going to dig it when you regard another woman since she knows just like anyone else and probably more so there's sexual tension in saying something to any woman. See above about Billy Crystal.
As Old Fuckers, we get a li'l bit of latitude on that but don't count on it being all that much, you ribald Casanova, because, well, sex (larfs).
Really, when you get down to it, we haven't come all that far from Bonobo apes but, wtf, those apes have a ball and I mean ball by the sixties sense of the word. Those apes get more sex than a webcam hussy from Wichita.
But what we don't know is what happens when a male Bonobo ape 'says' something about another female while he is in the (cough) company of another.
We're guessing his monkey ass is goin' down but, we confess, this ain't science.
(Ed: you did that?)
Yep.
One of the luxuries of being an Old Fucker is being free to be more openly admiring of women without them immediately becoming defensive. They know we probably won't make a move but they dig it that we might or at least we would have at one time.
If you're thinking jealousy stops for Old Fuckers then lose that thinking because Old Fuckers have lusty thoughts too although most times we couldn't be bothered to do anything about them. As you see from the blog, mostly my thoughts go toward considering which movie I would most like to steal next.
Note: peer-to-peer thievery has escalated quite nicely over recent years with high transfer rates and general availability of 1080p copies of the movies. I've become spoiled and I'm annoyed if I must put up with a movie at less than sterling resolution.
Saying anything to a woman is fraught with peril because there's always a sexual element to it and Billy Crystal told you about that in "When Harry Met Sally" because men are willing to bone even a watermelon if it's at room temperature. He did not say that and we have never heard of it happening but we surmise it's true given the way rednecks sometimes catch catfish.
(Ed: how do they do that?)
You seriously don't want to know. Consider what happens when I tell you. Maybe you try it and (gasp) you like it. That means I just created a redneck so it's my fault. I cannot take that responsibility.
Saying anything to your woman is one thing because you like that underlying sexual tension of, well, we could bone but is there anything else we need to do first and, to hell with that, let's bone.
However, your woman, more than likely, is not going to dig it when you regard another woman since she knows just like anyone else and probably more so there's sexual tension in saying something to any woman. See above about Billy Crystal.
As Old Fuckers, we get a li'l bit of latitude on that but don't count on it being all that much, you ribald Casanova, because, well, sex (larfs).
Really, when you get down to it, we haven't come all that far from Bonobo apes but, wtf, those apes have a ball and I mean ball by the sixties sense of the word. Those apes get more sex than a webcam hussy from Wichita.
But what we don't know is what happens when a male Bonobo ape 'says' something about another female while he is in the (cough) company of another.
We're guessing his monkey ass is goin' down but, we confess, this ain't science.
1 comment:
I believe lifting watermelons with your manly appendage is a competition at Sturgis. But I can not confirm
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