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12-01-2015 15:01:12 - The Dog-Taping Woman has been busted but not that hard. News: cops didn't tape her mouth 
https://t.co/a58fVI5NJj via @nbcnews

12-01-2015 14:57:58 - See, if a guard doesn't come to release you when push your call button, just pull the fire alarm: 
https://t.co/o7f716noyF via @KHOU

12-01-2015 14:56:41 - Somewhere a Prius is weeping, somewhere a green weenie has no life
https://t.co/RCvbk55vcJ via @crudeoilprices

12-01-2015 14:49:58 - Cameron accuses Corbyn of being 'terrorist sympathiser' - England's pols disgrace it just as American pols here
https://t.co/sFUZugPnoF

12-01-2015 12:08:19 - RT @CecileRichards: “I have learned over the years when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away wi…

12-01-2015 12:07:09 - TEABILLY - someone who has tried to catch a catfish with his penis and made a video of the act.

12-01-2015 12:05:48 - Ithaka Blog: Words for the Day: CONGLOBADATION - scaring people so much they roll up into little balls like pi...
https://t.co/TdTCh3GWUT

12-01-2015 12:05:46 - WHOPPAGANDA - when Trump gets a propaganda guy to say there is no propaganda in the @realDonaldTrump

12-01-2015 11:25:20 - Ithaka Blog: The Wal-Mart Economic Equation: Wal-Mart spreads like a disease gone mad and it's only governed b...
https://t.co/Uy45ltVOsh

12-01-2015 10:48:32 - CONGLOBADATION - scaring people so much they roll up into little balls like pill bugs (i.e. doodle bugs down South).

12-01-2015 10:45:35 - MYOPIAZATION - bringing people to a single narrow focus such that all others are ignored. Practiced frequently by Presidential politicians.

12-01-2015 10:43:46 - The neo-femme snowflakes bug the shit out of me because there's seriously an article today on how climate change affects women. Fark!

12-01-2015 10:40:07 - If you don't think the U.S. military is socialist, who do you think will give the Pentagon a trillion dollars for the F-35 fighter program?

12-01-2015 10:37:40 - Visiting Facebook or Google+ is much like watching cartoons (T/F) Note: for social networks, tap one hoof for yes.

12-01-2015 10:17:50 - First time in their wastrel lives neo-femme snowflake journos, starring Jessica Valenti, are What's Hot on the Blog.
https://t.co/WEkraEuJ73

12-01-2015 10:11:36 - Ithaka Blog: Socialism and Communism: Yesterday Yevette asked the difference between Socialism and Communism a...
https://t.co/dzFEQS57k0

12-01-2015 09:32:45 - The significance to @realDonaldTrump meeting with black preachers is, unlike a Donald Trump rally, white people did not beat and eject him.

12-01-2015 08:28:36 - The only thing fundamentalists need to survive is the Missionary Position

12-01-2015 08:26:08 - Ithaka Blog: We Gotta Get Out of this Place: Likely you also are so embarrassed by the Presidential candidates...
https://t.co/SnrbjPm5wq

12-01-2015 07:50:48 - Presidential candidates argue over who are the 'condom police' so I conclude I'm in Hell, it's kindergarten, and I'm on LSD.