CONGLOBADATION - scaring people so much they roll up into little balls like pill bugs (i.e. doodle bugs down South).
MYOPIAZATION - bringing people to a single narrow focus such that all others are ignored. Practiced frequently by Presidential politicians.
MYOPIAZATION - bringing people to a single narrow focus such that all others are ignored. Practiced frequently by Presidential politicians.
CRUZIFIXION - when you screw yourself with your own nitwit ideas.
WHOPPAGANDA - when Trump gets a propaganda guy to say there is no propaganda in Trump.
PATRONIZOBULLSHITTEROTOMY - material such as that from self-absorbed neo-femmes which is so myopic and annoying as to rip out the part of your brain which prevents your toes from itching.
AUSTERITY PROGRAM - another term for anal sex.
HOMOSAPIFICATION - the process of trying to turn fundamentalists into thinking, caring, and loving human beings.
TRANSMOOGRIFICATION - process of altering the performance of classical music with a monotimbral Moog voice.
SUPERSTUPILIOUS - when SUPERCILIOUS just isn't enough.
NEWMANIC - the characterization of Alfred E. Newman and What, Me Worry as exemplified by many on social networks in people known as NEWMANIACs.
PALINDRUM - something which sounds the same no matter what you do with it. PALINDRUMs frequently consort with the TEABILLY species (see below).
TEABILLY - someone who has tried to catch a catfish with his penis and made a video of the act.
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