Wednesday, October 11, 2017

How to Deal with a Stubble-Crusted Swamp Orc at Work


Presumably a stubble-crusted swamp orc

Photographer:  unknown


Here's some helpful guidance on where to hold a meeting:

Where is an appropriate place for a meeting?

Meetings can be conducted in many places, for example: conference rooms, offices, and coffeeshops. Meetings should NOT be conducted in places where there are showers.

Medium:  Workplace Etiquette FAQ for Harvey Weinstein or Any Other Giant Piece of Shit

The shower is an excellent identifier since any meeting in a room with an enclosed toilet is weird straight from the top.


There's been a steaming witch hunt out for Harvey Weinstein and the Medium gives some helpful tips on educating him but he doesn't want to learn anything.  The man is Rich and has great Power so he has no reason to listen to anyone.

In the old days, such people were known as lechers and the way it went back then in any workplace was advice from more experienced women who said, "You watch out for that one, honey.  He has Roman hands."

There's much greater bloodlust now and maybe that will curb the behavior but it goes to extremes since now he's pegged as a sexual predator which may be just a touch distorted when there's a whole lot of accusation but no clear proof of anything.  All that smoke must mean some kind of fire but it's tough to tell what kind.

It's further complicated since Harvey Weinstein and a lot of Hollywood people made a pile of money together so allegiances are pulled in all kinds of directions.

Outraged Woman:  the only allegiance is to Truth when a woman is being abused

Fair enough but things are never that simple when money gets into it.


Zen Yogi:  there's no way you can pull anything funny out of this

Nope and Samantha Bee tried in her article but it wasn't entirely clear whether that was an admonishment of anyone who attends meetings in such outlandish places or it was castigation of anyone who contrives to hold meetings in such places.

Zen Yogi:  it just ain't funny, Silas

Nope, it ain't.

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