A Gorgeous Pad, Probably Highly Expensive, with All the Strange You Need

Unknown where this pad may be since this could easily be a savannah in Africa or some parts of California.


Yevette's first thought on seeing it was the place looks really romantic.  It does have all those huge windows for a special view of all the surroundings.  Presumably the windows are modern and controllable so it's possible to make them change to different levels of opacity to make them variable one-way mirrors.

This is not any kind of a pad for old geezers unless the part which may be a center shaft has an elevator in it.  Old geezers are probably not much looking for all day / every day sex marathons anyway, particularly after climbing all those stairs to find one.


That hat is the strangest architectural adornment I have ever seen and it's all the more unusual given the extreme tensions over the fires in California.  That hat would be perfect for catching the embers from the wildfire which means the fire will threaten the home from above and below at once.

That may seem overly pessimistic but I doubt anyone from Santa Rosa would say that.

Zen Yogi:  so you give it one gig for inadequate defense against fire


Here's another one, Yogi.

It would be a bitch keeping the pad warm since there's no insulation on any side.  As soon as the air temperature gets down to about 60F, many people will want relief with the heaters.  There's no sign of solar so the heater will probably be fueled by something less than desirable for a clean world.

Zen Yogi:  with two gigs, it only needs one more to warrant a missile strike

That's true, mate, but there's more.


That crazy hat is actually their camouflage around the landing vessel they used to come to Earth.  They are not of our flesh, my brothers and sisters, but they are harmless and their biggest interest here is in architecture, albeit not particularly good architecture.

Zen Yogi:  how is it the Defense Department doesn't know of these space aliens?

They use their special means to ensure the DoD isn't aware of them, mate.

Zen Yogi:  Russians?

Sure, my furry buddy, since Russians are blamed for everything anyway.

Zen Yogi:  don't you think the space aliens plot to enslave us?

No, mate, since the George Carlin rules apply to planets the same as for anything else.  Once you capture a planet, what the hell are you doing to dp with it.  They don't need that hassle any more than we.  Maybe they could make it even worse for themselves by enslaving us.  They would get loads of broken rocks from all the convicts in their prisons but who needs broken rocks.

Zen Yogi:  so what are we supposed to do then?

Nothin', mate, unless you're needing a cold and probably expensive pad.