Monday, September 4, 2017

What Gets Funnier than Gimchi


Near Pyongyang, North Korea

Kim Jong-un, the supreme leader of the North Korea, shares a joke with his generals after watching the launch of an intermediate-range strategic ballistic rocket Hwasong-12 at an undisclosed location

Photograph: Korean Central News Agency via KNS/AFP/Getty Images


It's just inhumane, mates, as he looks like Kim will crumple at any minute.

Zen Yogi:  sure, from laughing so hard

It does look that way, Yogi.

Zen Yogi:  you call him by his first name.  Is he your friend?

Kim is his last name, mate.  Either way, he's not my friend.  No government is ever anyone's friend and it's only a question of which ones are worse than others.


Zen Yogi:  no-one in Washington ever laughs, Silas

The people in Washington always look to me like they have trouble with their underpants.

Zen Yogi:  why does Kim Jong-un laugh?

He can't lose.  If Washington smokes him, it will only fulfill the bullying threats from U.S. over the last seventy years and was going to happen anyway but nowhere in the world will forgive it and America will kill itself at the same time.  However, if he gets the ideal and Washington backs off, South Korea and North Korea could possibly work out a deal since they wouldn't have Washington in the middle fucking it up at every opportunity.

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