Wednesday, September 27, 2017

No-One Ever Thought it Would Get this Weird

When there's a Senatorial candidate from Alabama named Strange and he's the more rational choice but still loses, there's a mountain of weirdness all by itself.  Steve Bannon clearly propounded the ideas of the Judgment Day and the End of Times should his egregiously ill-tempered candidate lose (i.e. Roy Moore) ... and the people of Alabama bought it.

No-one ever thought it was going to get this weird.

Zen Yogi:  it looks to me like the political weird stays about the same but the level of roaring about it changes

We have a more comprehensive view from the Rockhouse since we observe there's been a fundamental paradigm shift in the state of delirium.

Zen Yogi:  wow ... a paradigm shift.  Usually those come as extra-cost options.


Bannon fooled Alabama since his candidate won this primary but he still says it's the End of Times.

Zen Yogi: there's potential for comedy in this yet, Silas

How so?

Zen Yogi:  giving the primary to the Candidate of the Damned was a resounding slap in the face to the King Cheezit but there's a second level of it since Our Revolution will likely run one of the Progressives in the actual election of this one of Alabama's two Senators and defeating the CotD would be a second resounding slap in King Cheezit's face for the same thing.

I'm tellin' you, Yogi, since no-one ever thought it was going to get this weird.


Trying to take down the status quo in health care in harsh and cynical ways has been repeated for almost nine years to the point of creating a prime time reality TV show which presents reruns forever as if it's a political version of the show about the Kardashians in competition baby making.  It gets to the end of the season without delivering any babies ...

Zen Yogi: so they go back to the start of the season to show it again as if it will come out differently this time

You're right, Yogi.  No-one ever thought it would get this weird.

Zen Yogi:  people in Washington have turned on each other so many times they don't remember which way they were originally pointed

Which way was that, Yogi?

Zen Yogi:  usually toward the lunch room

They all want to seem Presidential but they and including the one who got bounced got down the road on her ever-so-surprised backside ... none of them really want to go anywhere.

Zen Yogi:  but you do?

We do, mate.  We all want the same thing in a world which is safe for the kids, everyone gets treated fairly, and people aren't angry all the time anymore.


Booboo:  this isn't funny, Silas

I know, my smaller furry buddy.  This is ludicrous with all the weirdness no-one ever wanted.  It's like you finally got the car, the sports car of your automotive dreams ... but it's got cartoon tires on it as if they're from Roger Rabbit and they're not much for high performance but they're hell on chasing the Beagle Brothers.

Zen Yogi:  where's the good in this, Silas?  We want the Light, not the Beagle Brothers.

Ref:  The Beagles Brothers made up a crooked gang of not-so-competent thieves in Donald Duck cartoons.

Yogi, maybe the good is that no-one would throw his or her body in front of a train for the King Cheezit anymore since he fires weirdness like it's from 16-inch guns.

Zen Yogi:  what do you think Seraphin the Heir Apparent will make of this, Silas?

I doubt he will think anything about it and, if anything, he will see this article as a style guide rather than some type of political reference.

Zen Yogi:  what reference when all we really know so far is Steve Bannon has cooties and King Cheezit is cuckoo?

That's goodness since it shows I'm qualified for television.


Somewhat relevant note:  I am SO damned pleased to have killed the autoplay videos in the worst offenders on the web because it substantially jets down the tone and I can skip the hysteria.  I can skim the article for general merit and be out of there just in the time it takes the pundit to mug at the cameras to ensure they show his or her best looks.

I haven't noticed others exactly doing cartwheels over that change but ...

Zen Yogi:  you haven't looked either

Nope.  It really is a software dream come true for me since I'm jittered by an article when I know the pundit will wreck it and I need to turn that off before I can even really start reading.  It's so much better without that threat.  For me, that is major goodness.

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