Monday, May 15, 2017

Give Yourself Religion the Country Church Way, Do it with Photoshop

Apparently Country Church was a band at one time although unknown if they ever sold any records.

Your mission, should you accept it, is to determine how many of these band members diddled children.  We're guessing the only one who didn't is the fat guy on the right since he just liked getting stoned and watching Star Trek reruns because he has such a massive crush on Marina Sirtis.  He dreams of going to ComicCon.  The others, however, dream of pedophilia.

The crush is understandable although apparently not so well by Commander Riker.

This is what put him over the top ... and her:

Ed: did you ever watch this show?

Nah but I see now there are things, at least two of them, I missed.

Even if it's your first day with Photoshop, you can see the background for Country Church is fake and they never went near that barn; they probably never went near the country and bought those cheesy outfits in a second-hand store.  Therefore, your other mission, should you choose to accept it, is to mask out the bullshit background they manufactured and put these yokels where they should have been all along.

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