Pink said I'm the King of Sarcasm and obviously I'm not any kind of royalty but I do my humble best. Sarcasm thrives on the hogwash in MSM news so tallyho.
North Korea blew off a one-megaton nuke and Donald Trump blew his idiot cork again but what did Flock of Seagulls expect to happen after the way he waves his whanger at them relentlessly. There's no way that fool can rule the world when he can't even rule his Tweets.
Zen Yogi: or his Roman hands
We don't want to know, Yogi.
Meanwhile, Japan said NK with nukes is a horror but Japan has been sitting on its own nukes for years so that lot is revealing itself as a bunch of hypocritical and hysterical bedwetters.
Note: Japan is considering building breeder reactors and that's specifically for weapons-grade plutonium.
Zen Yogi: ah so
Trump has further confirmed he's not going to do anything and, furthermore, he will ensure no-one else will do anything since he's called for a National Day of Prayer for Houston. Apparently in his demonic theocracy he believes prayers are equivalent to FEMA representation.
Zen Yogi: maybe he's sincere even if utterly ineffective?
And maybe it's just a cheap stunt to stall for time while still keeping himself in a fool's gold spotlight.
Trump has been close to a decision on DACA for day after day now but no decision. The consequence of it is the possible exportation of just under 800,000 Hispanic children. Praise Jesus, huh, Don Boy? Tell me he suggested such a vicious move to you.
Zen Yogi: would you believe it?
No chance. Why would anyone, my furry bear buddy.
It's so refreshing to see Trump had time for baby kissing selfies in Houston, particularly when the baby was black. After his limp-wristed reaction to Charlottesville, he doesn't seem to understand no-one believes him.
Not surprisingly, Fox News is going full psychotic on NK since Trump said they're very dangerous and a definite threat. Apparently he considers it less of a threat to have stationed an occupying Army on his doorstep for all of Kim Jong-un's life. When America has never presented any face to NK other than one which any normal person would hate, it comes to the same question: what did he think would happen.
Al Franken said Trump isn't equipped to handle the job but Franken had eight years to stop the drone bombing and he didn't so where is evidence he's equipped to do his own job.
Fox News said cheap sex is causing a decline in marriage but, as usual, those fuckwits got it wrong since marriage is causing the decline.
Zen Yogi: how is that true, Silas?
When you're twenty and have an excellent chance of living until eighty or older, any pledge of 'til death do us part has considerably less chance of being true than back when people were lucky to live until thirty or forty.
Zen Yogi: are they just trying to hokey up a cop that Socialism is killing Christianity?
It sounds like it but you read the article, bear buddy, since I can only tolerate so much bollocks from those rubbish monkeys.
Hailey Baldwin, showing the same genius as her ham-handed father, has announced she is not afraid to talk about her faith but we're so fucking tired of people speaking their faith.
Zen Yogi: why?
It means they have nothing else to say, mate, and they won't stop. We don't care if they fucking worship banana trees so long as they're quiet about it. If they really believed their faith, they wouldn't be terrified of the Qur'an and frequently try to disgrace or ban it.
The Rockhouse frequently sees American Christian faith and it's real but it never, ever, comes from television.
Hollywood has announced another form of the Academy Awards which will recognize journalists for their acting. Hollywood has seen how much emotional affect they deliver to their news readings the Actors Guild decided they needed an awards show.
Zen Yogi: to recognize the best?
No, Yogi, since the actors on news shows wouldn't cut it in Grade "B" horror movies since they only have a short list of abilities when they can act angry, act angrier, or act horrified.
Zen Yogi: why do they do it?
To convince you the things they say are true, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: Walter Cronkite didn't do that
Of course not, Yogi, since the things he said were true.
North Korea blew off a one-megaton nuke and Donald Trump blew his idiot cork again but what did Flock of Seagulls expect to happen after the way he waves his whanger at them relentlessly. There's no way that fool can rule the world when he can't even rule his Tweets.
Zen Yogi: or his Roman hands
We don't want to know, Yogi.
Meanwhile, Japan said NK with nukes is a horror but Japan has been sitting on its own nukes for years so that lot is revealing itself as a bunch of hypocritical and hysterical bedwetters.
Note: Japan is considering building breeder reactors and that's specifically for weapons-grade plutonium.
Zen Yogi: ah so
Trump has further confirmed he's not going to do anything and, furthermore, he will ensure no-one else will do anything since he's called for a National Day of Prayer for Houston. Apparently in his demonic theocracy he believes prayers are equivalent to FEMA representation.
Zen Yogi: maybe he's sincere even if utterly ineffective?
And maybe it's just a cheap stunt to stall for time while still keeping himself in a fool's gold spotlight.
Trump has been close to a decision on DACA for day after day now but no decision. The consequence of it is the possible exportation of just under 800,000 Hispanic children. Praise Jesus, huh, Don Boy? Tell me he suggested such a vicious move to you.
Zen Yogi: would you believe it?
No chance. Why would anyone, my furry bear buddy.
It's so refreshing to see Trump had time for baby kissing selfies in Houston, particularly when the baby was black. After his limp-wristed reaction to Charlottesville, he doesn't seem to understand no-one believes him.
Not surprisingly, Fox News is going full psychotic on NK since Trump said they're very dangerous and a definite threat. Apparently he considers it less of a threat to have stationed an occupying Army on his doorstep for all of Kim Jong-un's life. When America has never presented any face to NK other than one which any normal person would hate, it comes to the same question: what did he think would happen.
Al Franken said Trump isn't equipped to handle the job but Franken had eight years to stop the drone bombing and he didn't so where is evidence he's equipped to do his own job.
Fox News said cheap sex is causing a decline in marriage but, as usual, those fuckwits got it wrong since marriage is causing the decline.
Zen Yogi: how is that true, Silas?
When you're twenty and have an excellent chance of living until eighty or older, any pledge of 'til death do us part has considerably less chance of being true than back when people were lucky to live until thirty or forty.
Zen Yogi: are they just trying to hokey up a cop that Socialism is killing Christianity?
It sounds like it but you read the article, bear buddy, since I can only tolerate so much bollocks from those rubbish monkeys.
Hailey Baldwin, showing the same genius as her ham-handed father, has announced she is not afraid to talk about her faith but we're so fucking tired of people speaking their faith.
Zen Yogi: why?
It means they have nothing else to say, mate, and they won't stop. We don't care if they fucking worship banana trees so long as they're quiet about it. If they really believed their faith, they wouldn't be terrified of the Qur'an and frequently try to disgrace or ban it.
The Rockhouse frequently sees American Christian faith and it's real but it never, ever, comes from television.
Hollywood has announced another form of the Academy Awards which will recognize journalists for their acting. Hollywood has seen how much emotional affect they deliver to their news readings the Actors Guild decided they needed an awards show.
Zen Yogi: to recognize the best?
No, Yogi, since the actors on news shows wouldn't cut it in Grade "B" horror movies since they only have a short list of abilities when they can act angry, act angrier, or act horrified.
Zen Yogi: why do they do it?
To convince you the things they say are true, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: Walter Cronkite didn't do that
Of course not, Yogi, since the things he said were true.
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