Katfish Konway: I'm pleased to meet y'all and represent for Silas Scarborough, surely the most magnificent god of music and love who ever lived. He told me my job is to say whatever he said but make it dizzier.
Keep talking, Katfish, since I'm taking a go at some eggs and potatoes.
Katfish Konway, you're actually eating something, Silas?
I'm trying so keep talking and make it sound dizzy.
Katfish Konway: Silas wanted me to tell you he is trying to eat something. He has a plate with filet mignon sauteed in Heinz ketchup with a serving of onion rings and said it is alternatively delicious. He may close the meal with a desert of milkshake aux grenouilles.
Dizzy is good but milkshake with frogs goes past that, Katfish.
Katfish Konway: I'm sorry, Silas, since my last boss loved that milkshake aux grenouilles like Elvis loved friend bologna sandwiches
You can relax now, Katfish, since I made a little progress but that's done.
Katfish Konway: go with some soup, Silas
That's not bad, Katfish, and might even work. By the way, what do I call you for short?
Katfish Konway: just call me Fish if you like
You don't sound now like you have been tapping into whatever the hell drugs Trump has been taking so why is that?
Katfish Konway: I only play that on TV, Silas, because that's the job which pays for my band
You have a band, Fish?
Katfish Konway: sure as I'm lead singer for a country band called "Fish Women Who Bite." We play out at the Hammering Horseshoe on the outskirts of the city.
I heard that place has a whole lot of hookin' goin' on.
Katfish Konway: I tell you what, Silas, if any of those country clowns tries that with me, the next Colt .45 he sees won't be coming from the bar
Fair enough, Fish. I've seen those country clowns who catch catfish with the penis so, sure, go ahead and shoot them.
Katfish Konway: you're heading for the Danger Zone yourself when you sound like a man-beast who thinks I should have to defend myself against those rapin' butt monkeys
I apologize, Fish, since no woman should ever have to carry that worry.
How is your music, Fish? Do you hammer like the Horseshoe wants?
Katfish Konway: well, I'll tell you I sing a whole lot better than you
Toby the Dog sings better than me, girl.
Katfish Konway: and I play guitar better too
You know what, Fish, you're starting to sound like kind of a bitch now.
Katfish Konway: I'm just fuckin' with you, Silas. Can't the King of Sarcasm, take it?
It's ok and I'm with you as you're finally someone with a sense of humor.
Katfish Konway: I'm funnier than you too, Silas
Now you're just trying to be mean.
Katfish Konway: gotcha again
Keep talking, Katfish, since I'm taking a go at some eggs and potatoes.
Katfish Konway, you're actually eating something, Silas?
I'm trying so keep talking and make it sound dizzy.
Katfish Konway: Silas wanted me to tell you he is trying to eat something. He has a plate with filet mignon sauteed in Heinz ketchup with a serving of onion rings and said it is alternatively delicious. He may close the meal with a desert of milkshake aux grenouilles.
Dizzy is good but milkshake with frogs goes past that, Katfish.
Katfish Konway: I'm sorry, Silas, since my last boss loved that milkshake aux grenouilles like Elvis loved friend bologna sandwiches
You can relax now, Katfish, since I made a little progress but that's done.
Katfish Konway: go with some soup, Silas
That's not bad, Katfish, and might even work. By the way, what do I call you for short?
Katfish Konway: just call me Fish if you like
You don't sound now like you have been tapping into whatever the hell drugs Trump has been taking so why is that?
Katfish Konway: I only play that on TV, Silas, because that's the job which pays for my band
You have a band, Fish?
Katfish Konway: sure as I'm lead singer for a country band called "Fish Women Who Bite." We play out at the Hammering Horseshoe on the outskirts of the city.
I heard that place has a whole lot of hookin' goin' on.
Katfish Konway: I tell you what, Silas, if any of those country clowns tries that with me, the next Colt .45 he sees won't be coming from the bar
Fair enough, Fish. I've seen those country clowns who catch catfish with the penis so, sure, go ahead and shoot them.
Katfish Konway: you're heading for the Danger Zone yourself when you sound like a man-beast who thinks I should have to defend myself against those rapin' butt monkeys
I apologize, Fish, since no woman should ever have to carry that worry.
How is your music, Fish? Do you hammer like the Horseshoe wants?
Katfish Konway: well, I'll tell you I sing a whole lot better than you
Toby the Dog sings better than me, girl.
Katfish Konway: and I play guitar better too
You know what, Fish, you're starting to sound like kind of a bitch now.
Katfish Konway: I'm just fuckin' with you, Silas. Can't the King of Sarcasm, take it?
It's ok and I'm with you as you're finally someone with a sense of humor.
Katfish Konway: I'm funnier than you too, Silas
Now you're just trying to be mean.
Katfish Konway: gotcha again
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