Thursday, May 18, 2017

There's One Sure Way Donald Trump Can Get Away from the Ankle Biting

Start the countdown until Donald Trump starts yet another war in yet another country.  We've seen already how Neoliberals line right up behind that because, oh, yeah, we will keep the endless war alive.  Clinton was singing with the killin' choir for the Iraq invasions like she wanted some killin' of her own and, what do you know, she got it.

North Korea is perfect for Trump since it's at least as stupid to attack them as the Middle East so that makes the target a wet dream for the Pentagon.

Ed:  is it necessary to be so coarse?

When you have wanton killing by the state, tell me again who's being coarse.


Meanwhile, MSM gets orgasmic about a special prosecutor as they altogether ignore Congress hasn't done anything substantive in 2500 gongless days except kill more people and shut the government down when Ted Cruz was having trouble achieving erections (i.e. a lot).


It would work, tho, since Trump only has to bomb somewhere new and the litany will start for Support Our Troops.  I know that since I've been watching the same play repeated over and over since the 60s and they never change it.

Obama escalated the shit out of military spending and finally that insightful genius pays off since Putin announced in the last few days Russia needs a substantial military upgrade.  America fails basic strategy and tactics ... again.

Whoops, that Obama escalation of the military is another thing which terrifies the hoi polloi and they ignore or deny it.  He did, in fact, spend more than Reagan in inflation-adjusted dollars.


Ed:  they got handhelds to do their thinking for them

Well, we sure see how well that worked, don't we.  Emulating the Scarecrow in the "Wizard of Oz" is going to be the only move for those yokels when the AI robos come.  You thought it was easy for iPhones to beguile them and you will just love the next act.

Ed:  do we need the Stephen Hawking prophesy that AI will kill us all?

Nah as he's become kind of a tiresome ol' prune along with his protestations about God.  He made great science ... at one time.

Ed:  Elon Musk says it too!

Yah but he will do something about it.  People just don't believe he can pull it off in getting to Mars but no-one has gained yet from a bet on whatever Elon Musk could not do.

Ed:  he won't get to Mars without AI, will he?

Nope.  Those aren't the stupid pleased-to-meet-you glad hand robos but rather they will be doing analytical AI which may be highly beneficial for the astros should they wish to remain non-deceased.

Ed:  why?

How about for threat analysis.  They'll be going far closer to the Asteroid Belt where there are zillions of random rock bombs, all moving on different paths, so tracking them all at once is beyond human ability and analyzing which are the greatest threats in real time is far beyond human ability.

Ed:  how about if they help with productivity? 

How about we throw that annoying pile of tin out the airlock.

I'm tellin' you, be careful with these robo designers since it sounds like they want to make a robo Doctor Phil who can bug you 'round the clock.  Even the Oscar Mayer wiener got fed-up and tried to split ... but they caught him and forced him into the military.



Now the Oscar Mayer wienermobile will roll about the Middle East while it sings the song everyone loves so much.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if I were a oscar mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me

- Oscar

Ed:  they're pork sausages and he will get wasted!

Au contraire, mon ami, since the wienermobile has been weaponized.

Ed:  oh, right.  With what?

Stink bombs

Ethyl mercaptan (C2 H5 SH) and butyl seleno-mercaptan (C4 H9 SeH) have been tested and found to be the worst odor possible.   Those chemicals result in the smell of rotting cabbage, garlic, onions, burnt toast, and sewer gas.

Most of the internals of the wienermobile have been replaced with a huge pressurized tank of the gas.  That can be used on a tactical basis or, should the wienermobile be destroyed, it will release a stink which will make it smell like the entire Middle East just turned into rotting German food with the added pleasure of sewer gas.

Feel the Oscar Mayer love

Ed:  and it's non-lethal

Of course but it will absolutely stop any combat immediately.


Ed:  this smells like an extension on the Rockhouse Hare-Brained Pork Bomb Theory

Yep and it would work.  Don't waste them but rather shower them with bacon grease with your bombs.  Muslims require ritual cleansing from the Imam if they ever come in contact with pork.  It's like Confession with Catholics except the Imam can kill you.  Therefore, don't come back to him again after more contact with pork.

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