Tuesday, May 23, 2017

The Race Between "Dunkel und Stürmisch Nacht" and Nicola Crosley's Lesbian Orgies

Nicola Crosley is way ahead with all those Lesbian orgies and apparently more to come so that makes Dunkel und Stürmisch Nacht the underdog (i.e. Unterhund).

Ithaka:  Es War ein Dunkel und Stürmisch Nacht ... (Deutsch / English)

Ithaka:  Remember Gonzo Journalism? Nicola Crosley Does Something Else with My First Orgy


The Rockhouse is still pulling for slutty Nicola since she's so stunningly pretentious and she only needs two more reads to hit the big time.  However, that puts her eight hundred reads ahead of Dunkel und Stürmisch ... but there's room for both.

We're pushing for Nicola since I humbly believe my slashing of her is amusing and is therefore worthy of the Greatest Hits but there's additional payoff for you insofar as you can frolic about with her Killing Kittens after the fact if you like.

Um, not you, Joe.  Males aren't invited.  Peeping is ok since what would the Internet be without it and, wtf, she's practically begging for it.

Ref:  "Joe" - pre-1984 movie as in Reaganian rather than Orwellian.  He probably starting shooting in late 60s or early 70s.  Scary movie, that one.  Freaked out a whole lotta people.


but ...

Es ist ein Vogel?  Es ist ein Flugzeug?

Es ist UnterHund!


The juxtaposition of the tribal atomics won't help much with translating that, I'm afraid.

It's a bird.  It's a plane.

It's Underdog!


The Rockhouse definitely pulls for der Unterhund which sounds much like an Englischer would say it but use the sound of the U from put and that will get it for you.


Unterhund ist unser Held!

Rats, since the tribal molecules aren't working so well to tell us Held is a Hero.


Just two more crumby reads for li'l Nicola.  Does the Rockhouse have to give away a free fucking toaster or other lovely appliance.

I see she only needs one more now.  I'm sure you can do it.   For me, the long-term comedy is what knocks Nicola's Lovely Lesbians back out of the Greatest Hits, assuming anything can.


Grandma Fraser instilled such Cat Loathing in at least two generations that the Rockhouse sib may be the only one who will tolerate them.

Ed:  you bring out the Super Soaker on them!

Only the Interlopers.  I don't screw with the Homegirls and the Interlopers aren't permitted to screw with them either ... or they must get the water.

Ed:  are you laughing at yer mama?

Noooo, I'm laughing with her because no-one EVER brought a cat around her.

Ed:  what about the Homeboys?

You don't know much about cats, do yewww?


I consider the Rockhouse approach relatively benign, actually.


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