Proboscis monkeys, Tanjung Puting, Borneo.
Photograph: Ian Wood/The Orangutan's World/The Orangutan Foundation
Ed: why do you say Republicans?
Look at the noses, mate. Republicans poke their noses into fucking everything (e.g. Jeff Sessions, Mike Pence, etc).
Ed: you really want to hurt their feelings, don't you?
Republicans?
Ed: no, the monkeys
Fair enough since no-one cares about the feelings of Republicans when they care nothing for the feelings of others but we are concerned about the monkeys. There's nothing quite so sad as monkeys when they cry.
However, you may be overestimating the intellectual powers of creatures which sit around picking fleas from each other's bodies.
Ed: but they're happier than you!
They're happier than fucking everyone, mate!
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