Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Remember Those Tasteless Gowns with Trains at the Last Glitz Circus?

There's a problem with tasteless gowns with trains at a Glitz Circus.  It's important to know how to work them.  Take a bow, Supermodel Bella.  (Daily Mail:  Bella Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski and Lily-Rose Depp rule the red carpet in racy champagne gowns as the 70th Cannes Film Festival Opening Gala gets off to a dazzling start... but there's ALREADY been a wardrobe malfunction!)

Ed:  what kind of name is Supermodel Della?

Unknown but she must be famous, at least somewhere.  Remember, all models are supermodels in the New Age.

Ed:  do they teach standing on the train in Supermodel School?

Muchacho:  she's not a hot babe; she's a damn kid and a clumsy one at that.

Take it easy, Mucho Macho, unimaginable as it may seem, we care as little about your lust as, well, everyone else in the world (sob).

Ed:  why post it?

We dig the absurdity of it happening and that it's news.  We crave the sleaze in people doing lunatic things but it does have the positive that at least they don't get anyone killed.

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