Alex Jones already lost custody of his kids plus more money in a recent court drubbing and he just got thumped again in a lawsuit against Chobani. (The Cut: Alex Jones Admits Defeat in Battle Against Yogurt Empire)
L: A container of Chobani yogurt. R: Alex Jones. Photo: Getty Images; AP
Ed: he's King of American Asshats!
Well, just now it doesn't appear that tub of lard is king of much of anything.
Alex Jones made his bones on bullshit but the tiny problem with that is he's not too good at it.
The lawsuit demanded he blow shit bubbles in the Los Angeles Times:
During the week of April 10, 2017, certain statements were made on the Infowars, Twitter feed and YouTube channel regarding Chobani LLC that I now understand to be wrong. The tweets and video have now been retracted, and will not be re-posted. On behalf of Infowars, I regret that we mischaracterized Chobani, its employees and the people of Twin Falls, Idaho, the way we did.
- TC
As you see, he did.
Ed: what's this about shit bubbles?
I first heard that from a junior Republican who was working for his law degree and after he passed the bar he went down to Florida for shyster divorces. He said sometimes, "That idiot just stands in the mud blowing shit bubbles."
Joe Fritz, meet Alex Jones. You two goin' find love for sure.
Note: Joe Fritz also screened "Debby Does Dallas" in a staff meeting to show he was all class, all the time.
As Shakespeare so affectionately advised, "First, kill all the lawyers."
Ed: that would wipe out Congress as well!
Dayum, ain't that a bitch.
L: A container of Chobani yogurt. R: Alex Jones. Photo: Getty Images; AP
Ed: he's King of American Asshats!
Well, just now it doesn't appear that tub of lard is king of much of anything.
Alex Jones made his bones on bullshit but the tiny problem with that is he's not too good at it.
The lawsuit demanded he blow shit bubbles in the Los Angeles Times:
During the week of April 10, 2017, certain statements were made on the Infowars, Twitter feed and YouTube channel regarding Chobani LLC that I now understand to be wrong. The tweets and video have now been retracted, and will not be re-posted. On behalf of Infowars, I regret that we mischaracterized Chobani, its employees and the people of Twin Falls, Idaho, the way we did.
- TC
As you see, he did.
Ed: what's this about shit bubbles?
I first heard that from a junior Republican who was working for his law degree and after he passed the bar he went down to Florida for shyster divorces. He said sometimes, "That idiot just stands in the mud blowing shit bubbles."
Joe Fritz, meet Alex Jones. You two goin' find love for sure.
Note: Joe Fritz also screened "Debby Does Dallas" in a staff meeting to show he was all class, all the time.
As Shakespeare so affectionately advised, "First, kill all the lawyers."
Ed: that would wipe out Congress as well!
Dayum, ain't that a bitch.
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