Cairns, Australia
Australia’s foreign minister, Julie Bishop, wears a locally produced scarf she bought while attending an investment showcase hosted by the Queensland government
Photograph: Brian Cassey/AAP
She has a slender and fit physique, a gay demeanor, and (gasp) it might even be pleasant to talk to her.
What happened, America? Are you going to finally admit Australian women are hotter than yours?
Ed: what about the men and most of those crotchety old geezers are one step from a mausoleum?
There's no gender difference in Washington since that notorious den of iniquity attracts the Undead of both sexes, not that it makes any difference to the Undead.
Ed: what about Tulsi Gabbard?
She's Bess Pureheart in a world of demons and you saw how the Hordes of Hateful Harridans turned out to crush her into submission. They will keep working her over until she's dumpy-looking, gives up surfing, and screams, "Fuck it, man. Let's bomb the living hell out of a small country somewhere."
Moderator: I believe the question Ed was trying to discern was whether Tulsi Gabbard is hotter than Julie Bishop
Ah, of course. Well, I dunno, mate. Does Julie Bishop surf? Since she's still alive, we assume she does not.
Ed: surfers don't always get eaten by sharks!
Come on down to Australia, tough guy. The question is, "Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Ed: Clint Eastwood with an Australian accent. It boggles the mind.
Since he talks to chairs these days, it's a safe bet Eastwood's mind is already boggled.
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