Sunday, May 14, 2017

Australia Gets Politicians Like Julie Bishop But America Only Gets Hausfraus

Cairns, Australia

Australia’s foreign minister, Julie Bishop, wears a locally produced scarf she bought while attending an investment showcase hosted by the Queensland government

Photograph: Brian Cassey/AAP

She has a slender and fit physique, a gay demeanor, and (gasp) it might even be pleasant to talk to her.

What happened, America?  Are you going to finally admit Australian women are hotter than yours?

Ed:  what about the men and most of those crotchety old geezers are one step from a mausoleum?

There's no gender difference in Washington since that notorious den of iniquity attracts the Undead of both sexes, not that it makes any difference to the Undead.

Ed:  what about Tulsi Gabbard?

She's Bess Pureheart in a world of demons and you saw how the Hordes of Hateful Harridans turned out to crush her into submission.  They will keep working her over until she's dumpy-looking, gives up surfing, and screams, "Fuck it, man.  Let's bomb the living hell out of a small country somewhere."

Moderator:  I believe the question Ed was trying to discern was whether Tulsi Gabbard is hotter than Julie Bishop

Ah, of course.  Well, I dunno, mate.  Does Julie Bishop surf?  Since she's still alive, we assume she does not.

Ed:  surfers don't always get eaten by sharks!

Come on down to Australia, tough guy.  The question is, "Do you feel lucky?  Well, do ya, punk?"

Ed:  Clint Eastwood with an Australian accent.  It boggles the mind.

Since he talks to chairs these days, it's a safe bet Eastwood's mind is already boggled.

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