Sunday, February 26, 2017

Lesbians Have the Best Orgasms - Science

A recent survey discovered which people are most likely to have success achieving orgasm and, to no-one's surprise, straight males achieve orgasm the easiest but Lesbians weren't far off.  The difference, of course, is Lesbians took more than fourteen seconds with their orgasms and, thus, were regarded as achieving better ones.  (RT:  Lesbians have way more orgasms than straight women, study says)

“Heterosexual men were most likely to say they usually-always orgasmed when sexually intimate (95 percent), followed by gay men (89 percent), bisexual men (88 percent), lesbian women (86 percent), bisexual women (66 percent), and heterosexual women (65 percent),” the report states.

- RT




The title for the article isn't much accurate since unmentioned was the number of orgasms achieved by each subset of people.  There's a fundamental limitation on men for whom one orgasm prevents another from happening for a while.  No limitation applies to women and a well-tuned female can be having orgasms as fast as a Las Vegas blackjack dealer passes out the cards.

It seems Lesbians win out in all categories when they have the best orgasms and also have the capability for the most of them.

Researchers from three separate institutions, Chapman University, Indiana University and the Kinsey Institute, an organization that “promotes interdisciplinary research and scholarship in the field of human sexuality and related aspects of gender and reproduction,” studied an impressive 52,000 Americans to explore how the frequency of orgasm varies between the genders and those of different sexual orientations. 

- RT


Unsurprising to any straight man out there is the fact we get blamed for the lack of success in achieving orgasm by straight women.

However, all hope is not lost for straight women, as the high percentage of lesbians that climax regularly indicates that some men just need to be less selfish and follow some tips from their lesbian friends.

- RT

The article gave almost nothing of the reasons and how about this one:  straight women are the ones who wind up with the babies when the sperm donor walks and there are households from coast to coast which are being run by a single mother with one or two babies.  There's no force on the planet which reduces orgasms more than babies.

The church may tolerate unwed mothers but really they see her just like Fantine in "Les Miserables" and her story is still happening to this day.

Note:  the intention on starting out with the topic is it would be funny but this isn't precisely unfolding a fun fiesta so far.


Definitely toward the defense of straight men is our sexual evolution in discovering how things work would likely proceed much faster and to a woman's orgasmic delight if you don't keep it a secret when we don't fucking do it right.  That could be helpful.


Now we know the Bible, at least Lewis Black's part (i.e. the Torah), really has no use at all for gay men except King David and they have been reviled throughout church history as a result of it.  Perhaps interestingly is the same revulsion for gay men seems to exist in Islam while it does not exist, for example, in the Indian nation in America.

Ed:  so anything which came down from Abraham became a sexual butt plug?

It looks that way when the revulsion appeared in those groups of people but did not appear in others.

Ed:  do gay people get bashed in China?

Homosexuality is legal in China and Russia as well but it's not in India.  Why do humans do the weird shit we do, particularly with regard to orgasms since we get weirdest of all about those.  It's not so much weirdness in achieving one but rather all the weirdness around ever having one in the first place.  (Washington Post:  Here are the 10 countries where homosexuality may be punished by death)


The really unusual part and the reason for the Rockhouse interest is it seems gay women are the only ones who are not slashed and dashed by Scripture of any kind.  Leviticus hammers the hell out of gay men and straight people are told in no uncertain terms the things which are sinful but Lesbians don't seem to be mentioned.

Ed:  is this going to the theme of sexual incompetence is the root of all evil in the world?

Well, mate, it doesn't seem such an exaggeration after the size of El Presidente's whanger was one of the more ignoble aspects of the recent election.  If anyone should be elected based on sexual success, the survey shows us your best bet is a Lesbian.

Ed:  holy shit!  You want to run Rachel Maddow!

Take it easy, DNC Boy.  She probably has great orgasms but she's still a whacko Clinton symp.


After the Keith Ellison shootdown, liberals need to make another party or join up with the Greens and don't let any of those damnably corrupt scapegrace neoliberal squeakers follow.  Use Rhode Island rules:  if you see any people from Massachusetts in Rhode Island after sundown, it's ok to shoot them.

Note:  that law may still be on the books and, yes, I am serious.


Who gets the biggest orgasms.  Well, I should have realized from the top that would spin out to Every Damn Thing for why some do and some don't.  I thought it might be comical to observe Lesbians seem to have more sexual fun than anyone but leaving it at that wasn't enough.

Ed:  a thousand years from now people will probably still be sexually fucked-up

It seems such a simple thing that anyone can screw whomever he or she likes so long as the partner is not a kid and is willing.  Somehow we have managed to make that as complicated as tax law.

Nope, sorry.  There ain't a scrap of comedy in it.

Ed:  Lewis Black could do it!

He's the reigning King of Comedy.  What human ever could make the Torah funny but he does it.

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