Monday, February 27, 2017

It's Ghastly What Donald Trump Does with Ketchup

Maybe it occurs to you Donald Trump puts ketchup on his scrambled eggs or maybe you think he might have put ketchup on a hot dog but it's worse, so much worse.  (IJR:  Inside Trump's Secret Dinner: A Side of the President You Don't Ever See)

Last night, Trump went dark on the press again, leaving the White House with a pool reporter in tow who did not know where the President was going or what he was doing. From last night's report:

Pool was escorted onto the South Lawn driveway at 7:32 PM, where we boarded vans in the presidential motorcade.  Motorcade rolled out from the WH grounds at 8:14 PM. Destination unknown. POTUS has no public events on his schedule today.

- IJR

Now Trump can get clandestine over something so simple as going out for a bite to eat.  He must be so much enjoying this and anger from the press over it must make it even better.

Note:  it was better when people referred to the chief as the President rather than this militarily-pretentious POTUS as if someone might mistake him for the President of somewhere else.  POTUS is ugly and it's stupid so, yep, it's everywhere.


The article goes into all manner of detail about the minor events which took place prior to Trump's arrival.

The president was heading to his new flagship property in D.C., the Trump Hotel, for a private dinner at the BLT Steakhouse inside. Once the president arrived at the location, the reporter who was on assignment to cover him, Jordan Fabian of The Hill, was not let into the building and had to wait in the van outside for the remainder of the dinner, without a guest list or details of what was happening inside.

- IJR

That's just a tiny taste of the detail and there's much more in the article.


The important things are what did he eat and what's this about ketchup.

The President ordered a well-done steak.  An aged New York strip.  He ate it with catsup as he always does.  The sides and appetizers on the table were shared.  Three jumbo shrimp cocktails were delivered before the meal.

- IJR

General Kurtz:  the horror, the horror

This is what the armed forces have fought to protect, General.  It's the right to eat expensive steak with ketchup.

General Kurtz:  it's ghastly.  Oh, the humanity.

It's as yet unconfirmed but there's a rumor Trump also fancies those disgusting marshmallow Peeps and can't wait for Easter time.

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