Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Sending American Troops to Scandinavia is a Bad Idea

As you may have read, America has been sending troops to east European countries and also Scandinavian countries where they were not stationed previously.  However, we do not hear much about what happens to them when they get to Scandinavia.


Ed:  he turned into a bleedin' Viking!

Erm, Scandinavia is where they invented Vikings, mate.  Tip:  don't ask him what he will do with the horn.  As you may notice, it hasn't been carved on the end to permit blowing through it as a musical instrument.

Ed:  he uses it for drinking!

Here's a free Rockhouse travel tip, Lonely Boy: it would be best if you avoid Scandinavia.

Ed:  Vikings were poofs anyway.  Even tiny Portugal dominated the world.  Vasco da Gama!

I'm feeling a song coming, Lonely Boy.  It's the Vasco da Gama Song.


There was Vasco da Gama
sailing all the Earth
and all the oceans blue
because he was hounded by the evil Fascist states which even put cops in schoolrooms to identify the perpetrators of an email hoax which ...

Ed:  you might need another rewrite on that one, Robert Frost.

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