Corrupting @YevetteN's Tastes with Lyle's Golden Syrup

Behold the wonder of Lyle's Golden Syrup.

Lyle's Golden Syrup is everything bees hope for their honey but never quite achieve.

Note to self:  I should have been in advertising.

Ed:  no, you should not.

Thanks for that career advice, General.


Or ...

Lyle's Golden Syrup was God's hope when he invented toast.

How about now?

Ed:  have a fish.


Or ...

Lyle's Golden Syrup is what mothers put on toast for children if they really love them!

Ed:  now that one was just plain evil.

I'm making progress then.  There is a future after all.