Brendan Jankowski is 'starring' in this video but that certainly wasn't his choice and this posting is not even close to journo bloodlicking because the cat was not seriously hurt. (RT: Biker dodges death by the skin of his jacket (VIDEO))
Same video as the article and link is only for confirmation the crash didn't make spaghetti out of him
This vantage point isn't so far different, likely, from the one Lotho 'enjoyed' from his motorcycle as I tipped over another in front of him and went down much harder than this. I get kind of a vicarious tingle out of seeing it plus I get some joy in hearing this guy really wasn't hurt so badly.
Now that we know he was not hurt in terrible ways, we can rip his riding to shit and there's good reason because there is only one Biker Law: don't let the fuckers kill you.
They almost got you, Brendan the Biker Bomb, and who was right means not one damn thing when they plant your biker ass.
Major fails
Following too closely
He did not have enough time to deal with the hazard. Therefore, he should have given himself more leeway to deal with the unexpected. He seems generally cool with his ride as he's not popping ninety mph wheelies or stupid kid stuff like that but he still fucked-up.
He's wearing shorts
Dude ... have you never had road rash before??
I bet you've got some now so I don't have to say it. You will remember next time.
Major wins
The leather jacket was brand-new
He was riding back from the store where he bought the jacket and he was wearing it. Otherwise his back would look a bit like mine. You don't ever want to know what sliding on asphalt or concrete will do to yer baby soft skin.
Major kick in the head
He had only bought the Yamaha weeks before the crash
I hope you learn from it, Young Buckaroo. You can ride again and you just might have got the lesson which will keep you alive. Even when you stay cool, you can still get dead. I wasn't grandstanding or breaking any law when I got whacked the hardest.
Same video as the article and link is only for confirmation the crash didn't make spaghetti out of him
This vantage point isn't so far different, likely, from the one Lotho 'enjoyed' from his motorcycle as I tipped over another in front of him and went down much harder than this. I get kind of a vicarious tingle out of seeing it plus I get some joy in hearing this guy really wasn't hurt so badly.
Now that we know he was not hurt in terrible ways, we can rip his riding to shit and there's good reason because there is only one Biker Law: don't let the fuckers kill you.
They almost got you, Brendan the Biker Bomb, and who was right means not one damn thing when they plant your biker ass.
Major fails
Following too closely
He did not have enough time to deal with the hazard. Therefore, he should have given himself more leeway to deal with the unexpected. He seems generally cool with his ride as he's not popping ninety mph wheelies or stupid kid stuff like that but he still fucked-up.
He's wearing shorts
Dude ... have you never had road rash before??
I bet you've got some now so I don't have to say it. You will remember next time.
Major wins
The leather jacket was brand-new
He was riding back from the store where he bought the jacket and he was wearing it. Otherwise his back would look a bit like mine. You don't ever want to know what sliding on asphalt or concrete will do to yer baby soft skin.
Major kick in the head
He had only bought the Yamaha weeks before the crash
I hope you learn from it, Young Buckaroo. You can ride again and you just might have got the lesson which will keep you alive. Even when you stay cool, you can still get dead. I wasn't grandstanding or breaking any law when I got whacked the hardest.
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