You won't get my dildo until you pry it from my cold, dead fingers ... which may even still be vibrating depending on battery levels.
Ted Cruz likes to think he has the biggest one. He calls himself a hunter but Dick Cheney hasn't even shot him yet.
Mitch McConnell likes to take his to parties
No-one ever had one like Donald Trump, never. As always, this patriot only comes in pink.
Marco Rubio tries to match Al Pacino in "The Scent of a Dildo"
Rand Paul said 'you may remember me from "Easy Rider" ... I'm the one who shot Captain America'
Ted Cruz likes to think he has the biggest one. He calls himself a hunter but Dick Cheney hasn't even shot him yet.
Mitch McConnell likes to take his to parties
No-one ever had one like Donald Trump, never. As always, this patriot only comes in pink.
Marco Rubio tries to match Al Pacino in "The Scent of a Dildo"
Rand Paul said 'you may remember me from "Easy Rider" ... I'm the one who shot Captain America'
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