And You Thought the Neighborhood Garage Band Was a Pain - Todd Starnes

That's because you don't live next to the Vintage Church in suburbia where they set up a tent in some suburban trout's backyard and started doing tent revivals ... at around seven in the morning ... on a Sunday ... NASCAR day.  (Fox News: Church slapped with criminal summons over worship service 'noise')

Here's some logic from the Vintage Church:

If it’s okay to use a jackhammer on Sunday morning, why isn’t it okay to worship Jesus?

Yah, just remember that when you want to get out there to bust up some concrete at seven on a Sunday morning, buddy.  No more of that, you satanic bastard.

In keeping with the low editorial standards for Fox News, we have this gem:

There are always two sides to a story. The neighbors may very well have a valid argument. But since neither the neighbors nor the sheriff’s office want to go on the record, we don’t know what that argument might be.

In English, that appears to mean 'we really do not know much about this but we will formulate strongly-biased opinions anyway.'

The author asks, coyly, "What the heck were they supposed to do – whisper the morning sermon?"

Apparently an answer of 'acting like neighbors and not selfish, self-entitled assholes' did not occur to Journo of the Day, Todd Starnes.