Friday, October 9, 2015

Volkswagen, Red Herrings, and Watching the Carnival

There's a major Carnival in Washington right now and they're all dressed up in feathers, these useless motherfuckers giving speeches in front of useless Senate panels, broadcasting it all on C-Span, and telling everyone the right way to apply war paint for combat with Volkswagen.

Note:  it's economic combat.  Presumably Volkswagen didn't pay the protection money last month.

You're going to love it.  We're going to find these air-pollutin' Volkswagen bastards and fuck them right up, right on TV.  You can watch and sing along.

Meanwhile, this has nothing to do with amusing and distracting while Lockheed Martin strips your wallet for the F-35 and other programs and Lockheed Martin isn't yet another distraction from the ones who build the really expensive things like aircraft carriers and nuclear submarines.  Nooooo, that's a different matter and you won't see that on television.  You usually can't see Abby Martin either.  Imagine that.

Nasty FUDfuckers, spreading their smelly rubbish everywhere, and acting like they're the fookin' Knights of the Round Table.  Kee-rist.  They wear these cheap-ass suits and get in front of microphones to talk and talk and talk and never saying anything whatsover.  These robot motherfuckers are probably pulling $250K a year to be Washington political committee maggots.  They never do anything else either except spreading FUD, distracting the public, and serving as human chaff (i.e. the kind of chaff used in WWII to fool radar).

Definitely reclaim the water for the tribe from those ones, assuming they still have any.  Most of them look like they have been bone-dry for years.

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