Any story which starts out with Nikki Haley you know will be bullshit from start to finish and CNN will give it top coverage. Today she said Kim Jong-un is begging for war.
Zen Yogi: it sounds like Nikki Haley is begging for attention
You bet, Yogi. When she just wanted attention, she should have joined a social network and posted selfies with her close-ups of her ass. Instagram is a good bet for that ... or a bad one depending on your enthusiasm for Kim Kardashian's ass ... or Nikki Haley's ass, for that matter.
Think of her as the New Age version of the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.
CNN also does its best to keep the fear alive by asking what will happen if Kim Jong-un attacks America.
Kim isn't going to attack anywhere as he just wants Nikki Haley to get off his ass with her nagging. He's already got a hot wife and he doesn't need Haley's whining shit.
Donald Trump expelled 800,000 Hispanic children from America on his National Day of Prayer and that set a new standard for religious devotion for people to admire.
Zen Yogi: I'm starting to feel his religious power, Silas
Feel whatever you like so long as no kids are around, Yogi.
Prince William and Kate are making another baby and they were only supposed to deliver the heir and a spare for the throne of England but those fecund, fertile, frolicsome li'l rabbits will now deliver the Prince who will be a huge embarrassment to them later with his playboy ways.
Zen Yogi: why should he turn out like that?
The third has no chance for the throne so he's only in it for the music and he will party like it's 2099.
Zen Yogi: do you think music will recover by then?
It must, Yogi, since it can't stay super-tech with shredders and super-dreck with divas forever, mate. People will just turn it off.
CNN helpfully promotes Cortana, a new product from Amazon.
Zen Yogi: did they say how much Amazon paid them to write the article?
They never do, mate. They advertise pop singers that way quite a bit as well and they also like to advertise aircraft carriers while pretending any of that bullshit is news. CNN is much like the Classified Ads for the Corrupt.
"Save the Ferrets. Please God, save the ferrets," cried out Pat Wright in California.
Zen Yogi: what's wrong with ferrets in California?
The trouble is they're not legal as pets, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: good to CA for keeping them illegal because animals don't want to be pets. Animals just want to do what animals want to do.
Like stealing pic-a-nic baskets, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: that's right, Silas
There's a surefire kiss of death to a bar in Minneapolis. There's a way to send your business into the toilet faster than maybe any other.
Zen Yogi: how's that, Silas?
Contribute $25,000 to David Duke's campaign for the Senate. Club Jäger tanked faster than a largemouth bass trying to race in the Kentucky Derby. The owner said he only exercised his right to free speech.
Zen Yogi: so did his patrons and the knucklehead doesn't understand
Those malicious and microcephalic miscreants never do, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: I guess that's something bad, huh?
The worst Yogi. No-one wants to be one of those.
Zen Yogi: it sounds like Nikki Haley is begging for attention
You bet, Yogi. When she just wanted attention, she should have joined a social network and posted selfies with her close-ups of her ass. Instagram is a good bet for that ... or a bad one depending on your enthusiasm for Kim Kardashian's ass ... or Nikki Haley's ass, for that matter.
Think of her as the New Age version of the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.
CNN also does its best to keep the fear alive by asking what will happen if Kim Jong-un attacks America.
Kim isn't going to attack anywhere as he just wants Nikki Haley to get off his ass with her nagging. He's already got a hot wife and he doesn't need Haley's whining shit.
Donald Trump expelled 800,000 Hispanic children from America on his National Day of Prayer and that set a new standard for religious devotion for people to admire.
Zen Yogi: I'm starting to feel his religious power, Silas
Feel whatever you like so long as no kids are around, Yogi.
Prince William and Kate are making another baby and they were only supposed to deliver the heir and a spare for the throne of England but those fecund, fertile, frolicsome li'l rabbits will now deliver the Prince who will be a huge embarrassment to them later with his playboy ways.
Zen Yogi: why should he turn out like that?
The third has no chance for the throne so he's only in it for the music and he will party like it's 2099.
Zen Yogi: do you think music will recover by then?
It must, Yogi, since it can't stay super-tech with shredders and super-dreck with divas forever, mate. People will just turn it off.
CNN helpfully promotes Cortana, a new product from Amazon.
Zen Yogi: did they say how much Amazon paid them to write the article?
They never do, mate. They advertise pop singers that way quite a bit as well and they also like to advertise aircraft carriers while pretending any of that bullshit is news. CNN is much like the Classified Ads for the Corrupt.
"Save the Ferrets. Please God, save the ferrets," cried out Pat Wright in California.
Zen Yogi: what's wrong with ferrets in California?
The trouble is they're not legal as pets, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: good to CA for keeping them illegal because animals don't want to be pets. Animals just want to do what animals want to do.
Like stealing pic-a-nic baskets, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: that's right, Silas
There's a surefire kiss of death to a bar in Minneapolis. There's a way to send your business into the toilet faster than maybe any other.
Zen Yogi: how's that, Silas?
Contribute $25,000 to David Duke's campaign for the Senate. Club Jäger tanked faster than a largemouth bass trying to race in the Kentucky Derby. The owner said he only exercised his right to free speech.
Zen Yogi: so did his patrons and the knucklehead doesn't understand
Those malicious and microcephalic miscreants never do, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: I guess that's something bad, huh?
The worst Yogi. No-one wants to be one of those.
No comments:
Post a Comment