That passes for morality in the Western world and is another reason we'll have none of it.
Note: I did a tour of Facebook to verify that. Lots on Manchester; nothing on Palestine.
Manchester is yet another attack so-called Intel experts failed to prevent. Thus far, their record is perfect that way.
Reality for most in the West is the dream of The Bachelorette where they hope the Sensational Female of the Moment will pick not one but both Property Brothers, arguably the best examples of the American flatline to date.
Prop Bros: remember the 2008 real estate bubble? Well, we're doing it again and we make it charming. Come flip with me, baby. I'll show you the true path to love.
Audience: (swoons)
Ed: you don't give Americans too much credit!
Based on The Bachelorette, why would I. Some chippie needs to choose from thirty-one males (?) in the off chance she may find one who is worth a shit.
Note: I believe it was thirty-one in the current meat pool but that was what I gleaned when I watched in horror for a few minutes as those creeps were making pitches as to their value. Ordinarily one needs to pop a light bulb for that level of vacuity.
Ed: but they have money!
When they only dream of spending it on big-screen TVs, what difference is that supposed to make.
Note: that's exactly what Trump added to the White House, along with a whole lot of vacuous dogma.
But, no, I wouldn't consider that show an insulting as fuck meat market demonstrating the utter worthlessness of the general run of males.
Ed: you sound like Piers Morgan!
I couldn't sound like Piers Morgan without a lobotomy and concomitant sterilization. The only women he will ever get are the ones Bill Clinton throws away along the side of the path but, fortunately for Morgan, there are many.
That brings us to the Rockhouse Dating Game in which Piers Morgan will be choosing from Bachelorettes Fucked Over by Bill Clinton and which one do you think he will select.
Crowd Noise: I'm betting on Paula Jones
Crowd Noise: No way. I'm betting on Monica Lewinsky!
Jim Lang: shut up as Piers Morgan is the only one who gets to choose tonight and the rest of you will have to settle for jerking off with Kim Kardashian. Do you really fantasize about that wobbly walrus?? Ewww
Ed: there's no point in continuing since any thread dies after suggesting sex with Kim Kardashian or politics from NAZIs.
Note: I did a tour of Facebook to verify that. Lots on Manchester; nothing on Palestine.
Manchester is yet another attack so-called Intel experts failed to prevent. Thus far, their record is perfect that way.
Reality for most in the West is the dream of The Bachelorette where they hope the Sensational Female of the Moment will pick not one but both Property Brothers, arguably the best examples of the American flatline to date.
Prop Bros: remember the 2008 real estate bubble? Well, we're doing it again and we make it charming. Come flip with me, baby. I'll show you the true path to love.
Audience: (swoons)
Ed: you don't give Americans too much credit!
Based on The Bachelorette, why would I. Some chippie needs to choose from thirty-one males (?) in the off chance she may find one who is worth a shit.
Note: I believe it was thirty-one in the current meat pool but that was what I gleaned when I watched in horror for a few minutes as those creeps were making pitches as to their value. Ordinarily one needs to pop a light bulb for that level of vacuity.
Ed: but they have money!
When they only dream of spending it on big-screen TVs, what difference is that supposed to make.
Note: that's exactly what Trump added to the White House, along with a whole lot of vacuous dogma.
But, no, I wouldn't consider that show an insulting as fuck meat market demonstrating the utter worthlessness of the general run of males.
Ed: you sound like Piers Morgan!
I couldn't sound like Piers Morgan without a lobotomy and concomitant sterilization. The only women he will ever get are the ones Bill Clinton throws away along the side of the path but, fortunately for Morgan, there are many.
That brings us to the Rockhouse Dating Game in which Piers Morgan will be choosing from Bachelorettes Fucked Over by Bill Clinton and which one do you think he will select.
Crowd Noise: I'm betting on Paula Jones
Crowd Noise: No way. I'm betting on Monica Lewinsky!
Jim Lang: shut up as Piers Morgan is the only one who gets to choose tonight and the rest of you will have to settle for jerking off with Kim Kardashian. Do you really fantasize about that wobbly walrus?? Ewww
Ed: there's no point in continuing since any thread dies after suggesting sex with Kim Kardashian or politics from NAZIs.
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