Sunday, May 7, 2017

Twitticisms You May Have Missed

The Rockhouse doesn't do Twitticisms all that much anymore since, wtf, Blogger does 99% of the twittering I need when it autoposts everything.  I post hardly any of that material on Twitter, Facebook, Google+ since it's all automatic.

Ed:  why?

Because I'm lazy like a politician.

However ...

#ImBeginningToSuspect the people who say all the time we need more cowbell probably stuck their fingers into electrical outlets as children.

Because there are few things quite so technologically primitive as rolling two tons of automobile to fetch twenty pounds of groceries.

The Battle for Woman of the Hour will be settled in a cage fight between Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton.  This will be some funny shit.

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid I really fuckin' love it when preachers get political in my name and blame their personal shit on me

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid  I love it how football stadiums are named after banks instead of after me

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid I so fuckin' dig that new aircraft carrier!  Can I get a ride on it, fire the guns 'n shit?

Mississippi Orange, the Interloper Cat, is like the real state of Mississippi since no-one fuckin' wants it but we still have to fuckin' pay for it.

Mark Green busted out as candidate for Secretary of the Army because of his twisted obsession with LGBT toilets.  Rare genius in that one.


Maestro, rim shot, please

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