Wednesday, May 3, 2017

The Liberal Militia Goes to the Shooting Range and Meets Jesus

In other news, apparently there's such a thing as a liberal militia.  This cracks knowledgeable gunners right up.  That probably wouldn't happen so much if the liberal militia did not wear pink; that choice was unfortunate.

In yet more other news, there is no liberal militia since you won't see anyone from Our Revolution packing heat.  If the only way to restore this country is with a gun then we don't fuckin' want it and will go somewhere else.  We have done it before and it's not a big deal.


Conservative Tribune:  Watch: Lib Militia Releases “Range Day” Footage… And It’s a Complete Joke

Thanks for the link to the article, mate, but these aren't liberals.  They're more like Kardashians or Jenners with guns and their only real purpose is shooting selfies since, well, they have no other purpose.

Side-note:  did you see Kardashian in her Mary Magdalene outfit at some rich bitch fashion show the other day?  Who the fuck does she think she's kidding.

Get this, she dresses her Mary Magdalene in a ten-thousand dollar designer gown and perhaps you would like to take a moment to review just how far distant such a thing would have been from Mary Magdalene's life.

Yep, she will be on that liberal militia team ... but she won't wear pink, damn it.  Pink is just not my color.

Ed:  orange should be her color for excessive banality.

Roger that


Note:  I'm not going to post the pic since there's far better clickbait than that.


Here on the Liberal Bench, we don't accept those Roger Dodgers on our team any more than we take the Cellulite Queen (i.e. Hillary Clinton) home with us.  Real liberals have standards and those people don't meet them.


We all know that because a well-regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. Few if any, however, have questioned what a poorly regulated militia is good for.

As it turns out, the Phoenix John Brown Gun Club has an answer to the inquiry almost no one was making. Poorly-regulated militias, it seems, are good for only one thing: laughs.

In case you missed our previous reportage on the Phoenix John Brown Gun Club, it’s a “militia” made up of Arizona liberals who conspicuously rediscovered the Second Amendment right about the time that Donald Trump had become the clear front-runner for the Republican nomination.

- CT

'We all know that?'  Funny as I don't recall all of us knowing that.  A shitload of people say it but there's zero evidence it's true.


Conspicuously absent from any gun squad is the lack of any discussion of any other Amendment.  They're the first ones to throw the Fourth Amendment overboard and most of it is already gone due to their efforts.  When gunners talk about the Constitution, it only makes my teeth itch since they only read a tiny part of the Bill of Rights.

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