Tuesday, May 9, 2017

The CIA Shows Us One of Its Biggest Failures Yet in Italy

In recent days, Italian police seized thirty-seven tons of various commercial drugs bound for ISIS in Libya.  The article was accompanied by a photograph of an enormous number of pills to show the cleverness of the interception.  (RT: Italian police seize 37 tons of drugs designed for ISIS in Libya)


© Amir Cohen / Reuters

Check out all that concentrated cleverness from the bust.

Ed:  what's the problem when they got all this contraband out of circulation?

You're not being wicked and evil enough, mate.  We want those drugs to stay circulating.

Ed:  wtf kind of madness is this, you stoner animal sex, pedophile mutation?

Take it easy, cabron, although that was bringing out some great wickedness so let's use it.


How about if I suggest we want those drugs to reach ISIS?

Ed:  then I'd say you're fucking crazy and you should go there too!

You disappoint me, Dagwood, and this path gets as disappointing as the CIA failures since they're supposed to be wicked but we just get the Kroger variety when we want the really evil shit.  They give us amateurs like Dick Cheney or Henry Kissinger but we want the Marquis de Sade or Vlad the Impaler; we want total, unadulterated evil.

Ed:  you're going to pull a switcheroo, is that it?

Finally you start using your noggin, Dagwood.  Those drugs will get to ISIS, alright, but they won't be the drugs they're expecting even when they look exactly like them.

Ed:  you're right.  You are the most satanic bastard who ever walked the Earth ... but I like this idea.

Now you're finally starting to get it, mate.


Ed:  your thinking isn't all that evil.  If you replace the drugs with some other kind then they will figure it out eventually.  However, if you use the same drugs and add your special mix to them then you've got a sleeper and that one will spread.  Good morning, ISIS.  Did you take your medication today?

I am so not worthy, Master of Evil, for that is some seriously flipped viciousness ... but I like it.


Kick back to enjoy the pleasant reverie as you consider which drugs you might have added to the drugs ISIS was expecting to make a hybrid they were never expecting.

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