Wednesday, May 3, 2017

If Hillary Clinton is Part of the Resistance then the Resistance Has Failed Horribly

In quite possibly one of the ludicrous and blindly fatuous statements Hillary Clinton has ever made, she said, "I am part of the Resistance!"

Lady, you couldn't even fucking find the Resistance and you attacked it the last time you saw it.  You're the Enemy of the Resistance, you sick bitch.


Hillary Clinton:  I am part of the Resistance!

Tulsi Gabbard:  are you now?  What are you Resisting?

Hillary Clinton:  one-payer health because my loyalty is to Big Med / Big Pharma, just like Obama

Tulsi Gabbard:  it must be hard finding places to launder all the money they give you, huh?

Hillary Clinton:  all my trials, all my trials

Tulsi Gabbard:  so you basically hate people?

Hillary Clinton:  especially those fucking poors.  I wasn't even going to increase the minimum wage for those grasping monkeys.  They smell different, see?

Tulsi Gabbard:  I see.  Do you see the difference between meaning what you say and reading something someone else wrote on a teleprompter?

Hillary Clinton:  fuck you


The stunning arrogance of that grasping old harridan is an exceptional thing to behold, especially from the walking / talking embodiment of the destruction of the Democratic Party's ethics and integrity which caused every single person in the DNC to be fired for incompetence and malfeasance after Clinton's cancerous bullshit metastasized into it.


Clinton counts on the stupidity of the American people to get away with this since she has also said she would have been President if not for WikiLeaks, Russian hackers, and those fucking sneaky bastards in Iceland.

Clinton's operating premise is she should have been President but that's only true if the content of WikiLeaks was not true.

Vegas:  so, Snake Eyes, would you take that bet for a quarter?

Vegas:  odds on truth from Hillary Clinton vs WikiLeaks:  1,000,000 to 1

Vegas:  yes, ladies and gentlemen, we offer the best odds in Las Vegas since, well, no-one else wants your bet and only laughs if you suggest it.  

Vegas:  Clinton?  Are you fucking serious?

Vegas:  Oh, you are?  How much money have you got? (uncontrolled laughing in the background which sounds like Bill Clinton)

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