Sunday, May 14, 2017

Fox Says Fuck News and Goes for the County Preacher's Tent Revival

You know, my brothers and sisters, the first thought which comes to me on Mother's Day is about how we all should die the way Jesus did.

The Bible teaches that the just penalty for our law-breaking is death.

Yet the Bible also teaches that God’s love for us, his children, is sympathetic and sacrificial. He does not want us to suffer the penalty of our sin. For that reason, he took on a human body and came to earth as Jesus. When he did that, he “traded places” with us. He lived the sinless life that we should have lived, and died the death that we deserve to die.

Fox News:  Mother's Day: God loves you like a mother (not just as a father)

There you have it, mates, that sick mutant fuck exploits Mother's Day to tell us we are so not worth a shit.  Every time your Mama told you about going forth to be somebody ... well, fuck that.  You're not worth a shit and you don't have a chance because, you know, God loves you, see.

He even gets a dime store plug in there for the death penalty to show he sucks as much as a preacher as Fox sucks at being news.

Bruce Ashford is the Provost and Dean of Faculty at Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary, where he also serves as Professor of Theology and Culture.

That's where he probably got his degree and of course he did since there's nowhere else you can go with a degree from one of those Bible thumping shitholes.  Let's all go to Liberty University and then go absolutely fucking nowhere ... no graduate ever did and few American universities are less distinguished academically.

Note:  I know some of you are carrying some serious religion but I also know not a one of you sent your kids to dumps like Liberty University.

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