Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Dr Doom Says We're Completely Fucked Because of Trump

Nouriel Roubini, the man who called the 2008 financial crisis, fears Wall Street is badly underestimating the negatives lurking beneath President Trump's agenda.

In fact, Roubini, whose dark predictions have given him the nickname "Dr. Doom," believes Trump and his policies have vaulted to the top of the list of risks threatening the global economy.

CNN: Dr. Doom: Trump is the biggest risk in the world


Moreover, he continued to say, "It doesn't matter about that war with nuclear weapons since if you don't have any money then you're fucked anyway.  Am I right?"


No, no, nuke war doesn't matter.  Show me the money; show me the money.


Fuckin' people.  If they thought about something besides money once in a while, we wouldn't be faced with a fucking nuke war, now would we.  Whenever I hear these pontificating poltroons, my ass starts to quiver because I know there's a pogo stick nearby and it ain't coming anywhere near me.


Nothing at all matters except show me the money; show me the money.


The hotshot sales reps pushing the megabuck deals at the bank were too, too slick but they got their two-weeks vacation at a resort and returned to say, "I'm livin' the dream, man; I'm living the dream."

I'm not clear about the dream, tho, since was that dream the two weeks in Fiji or the fifty weeks of being a groveling, sycophantic, flea-picking monkey.  It's tough to discern the dream sometimes.

Salesman:  I was earning the right to the dream!

Fifty weeks of nightmare are worth two weeks of dream?  You're fuckin' crazy.

Salesman:  I get four weeks of dream, sometimes six.

Well, blow me the fuck away.  Aren't you supposed to be good at arithmetic?


For many of those salesfolk, making the deal is the dream.  This is the fulfillment; I am happening as the Master Negotiator plus I get a nice fat commission check.  That's cool if you like it; some people want to be astronauts.

However, astronauts don't typically wind up pontificating poltroons on CNN but their global perspective can't possibly be matched anyone who hasn't shared it.  We are mere mortals, not space people, so we only watch them.  We like watching them because they never pontificate.


Dr Doom, my dyin' ass; he's just another rich bitch whiner and our observation is only the stupid ones end up jumping out of windows when the market crashes since the others will lose as well but they will still have much more than anyone else.  The rich always stay rich except for the incompetents who are no good at it.

As the stupid ones fall to the ground, going past every window, they hear, as one, "Livin' the dream, are you, buddy?"

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