Jill Stein Needs to Get Naked

The rationale is Americans don't pay attention to anything if it's wearing clothes.  Therefore, if Jill Stein does a naked photo shoot, she would collect followers like she never imagined.

Note always, lust-filled followers are potential voters.

This would be hilarious as the fembods would go apeshit because she's too old to be doing that sort of thing.  Cover up your old naked ass.

There's nothing scarier to the world than naked old people because guess what, li'l snowflakes ... we are you ... sagging like hell (larfs).

Feminists would start diving under their beds in their confusion.  What do I do?  What should I do??  I backed the blue dress bread truck over there but now I see Stein.  What do I do?  Lord, Lord, what do I do?

How about you start thinking a little less Penthouse and a little more downtown and how about we get this naked photo shoot executed by Annie Leibowitz, huh?

Yah??

OK, then.  Jill Stein is a good-looking woman anyway and Annie Leibowitz is maybe the most sensitive portrait photographer on the planet.  She is hardly a stranger to naked photo shoots so it could not only be a startling photograph but also deeply beautiful.

Throw it up on highways with a caption, "Do you want people who just talk radical or people who live it?"

The outrage from evangelicals would be worth it ten times over and that just as much would be more publicity for the election.  This would be one of the most priceless electoral stunts in the country's history.  She has the deep knowledge to back it so maybe it would even work.