The UK Independence Party (UKIP) has already been certified as containing the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet and their vote in favor of BREXIT is being savored all across America because ...
because ...
America isn't the only one saddled with a Donald Trump party. There is much rejoicing in America as there has been tremendous mockery within America for the fact the country is failing an IQ test.
Note: yes, it did fail
The joy is because UKIP has just shown the Brits are at least equally stupid and shortsighted, possibly even more so.
Donald Trump looking vague and his brother, Boris Johnson, also looking vague. Some say Johnson will be the next Prime Minister. That thought brings as much joy to Englishers as Trump brings to Americans.
Note: the idiot wall Trump wants to build is patently false because conservatives never build anything, at least not since Eisenhower but he was a real Republican.
Nigel Farage, so-called leader of UKIP, has already revealed what he said was bullshit and he used the standard American euphemisms. Oh, I might have misspoken or I was mistaken on that one rather than saying straight-up, "I'm a dirty, lying motherfucker." (Mother Jones: UK Independence Party Leader Admits His Bold Brexit Claim Was a "Mistake")
All along, he has been pitching the idea the savings from BREXIT will finance a huge boost to the National Health Service which the Tories have been gutting in the same way as in America.
Farage uses that technique in the same way Hillary Clinton promises a public health option since you know intuitively it won't ever happen and it can't. Understand fully, sheeple, down here on the bottom we don't want your public health option because going through an insurance company confers no blessing whatsoever since it was Liberty Mutual Insurance which fucked me in the first place when they canceled me.
In short, don't do me any favors, bitch. We're well aware of the consequences of taking gifts from gift horses and we will damn sure never take one from you ... or Nigel Farage, for that matter.
because ...
America isn't the only one saddled with a Donald Trump party. There is much rejoicing in America as there has been tremendous mockery within America for the fact the country is failing an IQ test.
Note: yes, it did fail
The joy is because UKIP has just shown the Brits are at least equally stupid and shortsighted, possibly even more so.
Donald Trump looking vague and his brother, Boris Johnson, also looking vague. Some say Johnson will be the next Prime Minister. That thought brings as much joy to Englishers as Trump brings to Americans.
Note: the idiot wall Trump wants to build is patently false because conservatives never build anything, at least not since Eisenhower but he was a real Republican.
Nigel Farage, so-called leader of UKIP, has already revealed what he said was bullshit and he used the standard American euphemisms. Oh, I might have misspoken or I was mistaken on that one rather than saying straight-up, "I'm a dirty, lying motherfucker." (Mother Jones: UK Independence Party Leader Admits His Bold Brexit Claim Was a "Mistake")
All along, he has been pitching the idea the savings from BREXIT will finance a huge boost to the National Health Service which the Tories have been gutting in the same way as in America.
Farage uses that technique in the same way Hillary Clinton promises a public health option since you know intuitively it won't ever happen and it can't. Understand fully, sheeple, down here on the bottom we don't want your public health option because going through an insurance company confers no blessing whatsoever since it was Liberty Mutual Insurance which fucked me in the first place when they canceled me.
In short, don't do me any favors, bitch. We're well aware of the consequences of taking gifts from gift horses and we will damn sure never take one from you ... or Nigel Farage, for that matter.
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