Friday, June 24, 2016

McDonald McTrump to Build Wall for Scotland

Now that Scotland will remain in the European Union and and England will withdraw from it, Scotland needs a Wall to keep those banana-picking Englishers out of the Highlands.

McDonald McTrump said today he will build the wall for Scotland and he said he has a Scottish name for his first and last name because he is so Scottish, he is hugely fuckin' Scottish.

(Ed:  ist deine Name Drumpf?)

Yes but Germany doesn't want him either.  No German woman will have him so he has to use the Woody Allen technique in which he adopts young Russians and then later marries them.


McDonald McTrump said he will use Hadrian's Wall because it's in just about the right position and all he needs is to gold-plate it to bring it up to his standard.  (WIKI:  Hadrian's Wall)


McDonald McTrump also said he will make London pay for it ... at least as soon as the pound recovers ... if it recovers.

(Ed:  what happened in London?)

No-one knows because it's flooded and underwater but, as we can see from the vote, the rest of the country is underwater too.


Boris Johnson seems to be the lead monkey in England for the last act of empire and he said he wants Mikhail Gorbachev to do the color commentary for this because he did such a great job with the breakup of the Soviet Union.  He said he looks forward to learning Spanish and he is positive Englishman can do just as good a job growing bananas as they can in Nicaragua.


It's a spectacular moment as England now only has identity with its corrupt banks and its Trident submarines so now it doesn't just resemble America but is exactly the same except the latter is like the Dow Chemical of military weapons and they have something to kill absolutely everything.

(Ed:  except banks!)

Right.  Except banks.

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