As To Who Are the Knuckledraggers

We start in Georgia and that's got to be a shock with a story which is sick funny, offers a peach of an opportunity to feel superior, and shows the most insane trial transcript you are ever likely to read.  If this guy gets out of jail before the Sun explodes, it will be an absolute miracle.  (IMGUR:  Georgia Shenanigans)

Here's a li'l, um, taste:

So, ain't that a Georgia peach, huh??

Note:  that segment is actually one of the less nasty bits.  Mr. Allen is one seriously-damaged piece of work.  No worries as we are not EVEN going to try to shrink him.