Monday, June 20, 2016

Clinton Wins By a Landslide in Lowest Voter Turnout in History

The last election in US only attracted thirty percent of the electorate and a mid-term election hardly ever elicits much interest but thirty percent is borderline catatonic.  There's no reason to anticipate any change since Bernie Sanders was the only truly new player on the field.  Trump seemed like a new player but he's just a recycled old player with bad hair, so is Clinton for that matter.  We don't see anything in either of them which is likely to attract much electoral interest.

Interest in Trump is fading faster than discussion for Adele's last song, whatever it was, and that boy's act has got no legs.  Even P.T. Barnum needed a real act but he had tigers and elephants while Trump still only has hair.  Barring a midnight vision from Jesus on Times Square, we don't anticipate anything of interest coming from Donald Trump.

There's the same level of non-controversy in Clinton as she raises excitement about as much as hard-boiling eggs and the result is roughly the same as well although at least there's a practical application for the egg, for Clinton not so much.

(Ed:  Goldman Sachs has some use for her!)

Yah and Goldman Sachs never told her they paid Bill Clinton more.  They're still laughing at that idiot selling herself for cheap.


Judging by how it plays, we don't think the election in November will draw much of a turnout.  Republicans seem mostly to have given up and that was clear when they started rolling out fish like Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney, two individuals with less personality than the average house plant.  They enjoyed no interest whatsoever and only heightened the mockery so right about that time the party gave up.

Now the GOP sees the Sanders Democrats (i.e. the real ones) bailing out of it, they know they can relax somewhat as they knew they were screwed anyway but now there's some chance of Trump pulling it off just because so many people have decided fuck it, I don't got no dog in this hunt.  Now they can fall back with the rest of we slackers like it's the Super Bowl in which you don't play football but you can still kick back and enjoy the game.

Too bad the halftime show only has Megyn Kelly in it (sob).  Election Night would be a whole lot better with some high-kicking dancers, some of those Las Vegas tigers, and how about reprising One Direction one more time or at least as many of them as you can find.  They all look pretty much the same so how hard could it be to find replacements for any missing lug nuts.


So far from what we're seeing of it, the only so-called Democrats staying in it really don't mind that Obama said he would not keep any troops in Afghanistan or Iraq but he did anyway plus he invaded more countries beyond that because he just had to top George Bush.  That doesn't seem a problem with new Democrats who have vowed no matter how hard the GOP kills gooks, we will kill them worse.  Well, hat tip on that evolution, huh?

Any questions on why real Democrats won't show up on Election Day?  If yes, sing it to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again!"

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