Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Got Some Dayum Republican Reefer this Time

You know the trouble with GOP reefer, right ... it doesn't do anything.  Actually, it's exactly like the modern GOP insofar as it gives enough of a buzz to think it might do something but then it never actually delivers anything.

Maybe you call that cynical but review what the GOP has given in the last sixteen years:  two wars and so much methane the EPA is now monitoring the entire party as an ecological problem.


GOP reefer happens rarely since we don't deal with corporate reefer and instead keep it on the street where the trust level is much higher.  I don't know names, colors, sexual persuasions, etc, etc.  I don't know if they drive cars; I don't even know if they have cars.




There's a huge financial reason in staying away from GOP reefer and the first is those hypocritical fucks get it from Mexico so they can sell it here at low prices and make it seem like a good deal.  However, Mexican dirt weed has seriously low punch power so it's necessary to smoke a lung-killing amount of it to approach even a bad buzz.

I tried today with a friend who is much larger than Yevette so definitely not the same person.  After a while I had to retire as I couldn't even smoke a joint of it with him before my lungs said fuck this GOP crap.  Bring me the real thing.

Regrettably, I've become highly-allergic to reefer, it seems.  I can only smoke a small amount before an extreme reaction and therefore I have one more reason to stay away from GOP smoke.  One thing we know beyond doubt is there's no way in flaming Hell that Willie Nelson would ever smoke it.


Look for the American union label, kiddos.

It's the best, by far.  If you want the premium buzz, you have to get the homegrown, meticulously-researched, painstakingly-cultivated American bud.  Trying to keep the homegrown illegal was just another GOP conspiracy to force us to smoke the cheap shit they bring in from Mexico.

If you seriously think the conservatives care anything about drugs, ask again about the perennial corruption of cop narcotics divisions, particularly in the NYPD.  Serpico said it hasn't changed at all and no-one would know better than he after he was shot in the face for trying to stop it.

All that cop corruption is due to liberal cops, right?  (larfs)

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