Likely you also are so embarrassed by the Presidential candidates you are looking for another planet. The other choice is to hang around in America to listen to penultimate morons talk about who are the condom cops. (CNN: Ted Cruz: GOP isn't 'condom police')
(Ed: who are the ultimate morons?)
The lowbrow wastrels who elect them.
The politicians are not entirely stupid because they know they can play any time to morons by hating Jews / Muslims / Indians / (alternative minority group). The same technique works in any election, in any century, in any country.
Given the right wing has poisoned most of the world, whether literally or ideologically, there's only one suitable alternative: find another one and don't let them come along.
Perhaps that possibility sounds like a simple dream ... but ... there is news you may not as yet have heard.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you (drum roll) the Mars Dome:
+++ Unfortunately, Google must be sitting about enthralled by the condom cop discussion and, regrettably, has broken the ability to load images to Blogger articles +++
However, since we cannot post the image of the Dome spotted on Mars, we may regard this as a security feature. If we let anyone else know how to find it except trusted free-thinking liberals, conservatives will steal it and say it was theirs all along.
(Ed: there's a Spotted Dome on Mars?)
The Dome was spotted on Mars. It does not appear to have spots. Get it straight.
Note: since conservatives do not read, there will be no harm in posting a link to the article. (Mysterious Universe: Rover Finds Mysterious Dome on Mars)
(Ed: is this just a ploy to get conservatives to go to Mars to steal the dome and die when they have no oxygen to breathe?)
Conservatives have no hearts and do not need oxygen.
(Ed: how about if we tell fundamentalists it's the Christian Mecca and they go then they die from lack of oxygen?)
Lack of oxygen hasn't killed a fundamentalist yet. The only thing fundamentalists need to survive is the Missionary Position.
(Ed: so it looks hopeless then?)
Well, not if you don't mind wearing a grey uniform and carrying a copy of "Mein Kampf" at all times.
(Ed: what if Clinton is elected?)
You still get a copy of "Mein Kampf" but it is pink.
(Ed: I thought they were all carrying Bibles?)
Look at how they behave and tell me that again, Honey Bunny.
(Ed: who are the ultimate morons?)
The lowbrow wastrels who elect them.
The politicians are not entirely stupid because they know they can play any time to morons by hating Jews / Muslims / Indians / (alternative minority group). The same technique works in any election, in any century, in any country.
Given the right wing has poisoned most of the world, whether literally or ideologically, there's only one suitable alternative: find another one and don't let them come along.
Perhaps that possibility sounds like a simple dream ... but ... there is news you may not as yet have heard.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you (drum roll) the Mars Dome:
+++ Unfortunately, Google must be sitting about enthralled by the condom cop discussion and, regrettably, has broken the ability to load images to Blogger articles +++
However, since we cannot post the image of the Dome spotted on Mars, we may regard this as a security feature. If we let anyone else know how to find it except trusted free-thinking liberals, conservatives will steal it and say it was theirs all along.
(Ed: there's a Spotted Dome on Mars?)
The Dome was spotted on Mars. It does not appear to have spots. Get it straight.
Note: since conservatives do not read, there will be no harm in posting a link to the article. (Mysterious Universe: Rover Finds Mysterious Dome on Mars)
(Ed: is this just a ploy to get conservatives to go to Mars to steal the dome and die when they have no oxygen to breathe?)
Conservatives have no hearts and do not need oxygen.
(Ed: how about if we tell fundamentalists it's the Christian Mecca and they go then they die from lack of oxygen?)
Lack of oxygen hasn't killed a fundamentalist yet. The only thing fundamentalists need to survive is the Missionary Position.
(Ed: so it looks hopeless then?)
Well, not if you don't mind wearing a grey uniform and carrying a copy of "Mein Kampf" at all times.
(Ed: what if Clinton is elected?)
You still get a copy of "Mein Kampf" but it is pink.
(Ed: I thought they were all carrying Bibles?)
Look at how they behave and tell me that again, Honey Bunny.
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