Paige Dougherty of Hermantown suffered bites on her foot Sunday afternoon, Sept. 3, 2017, when a muskie bit her as she was dangling her legs off her family’s dock at Island Lake north of Duluth. (Courtesy Kirk and Wendy Haldorson)
Dougherty, 22, was wearing a small ankle bracelet with a silver object dangling from it, her father said.
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Zen Yogi: when she even uses a lure, is this really an attack?
Unknown, Yogi, but at least she didn't lose the lure and can use it again.
Zen Yogi: if that cracker who uses his penis to lure catfish goes up to this lake, it sounds like he will be singing soprano by sundown
If mama plays fiddle, that band will probably be over.
Ref: "Daddy Sang Bass" by the Statler Brothers.
This wasn't the first time in that lake.
The attack marked the second time this summer that a person was bitten by something in the waters of Island Lake. In July, 11-year-old Maren Kesselhon had her foot and leg bitten severely by something beneath the water’s surface. She received nine lacerations on her foot and ankle and required surgery, her father, Ryan Kesselhon, said at that time.
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Zen Yogi: they are getting hungrier for human flesh, Silas
It does, Yogi, and unlike sharks, these fish seem to like it. Sharks usually bite, discover we taste bad, and then go away. The trouble is sharks have a really big bites. Apparently the fish in Minnesota think we taste good.
Zen Yogi: maybe they like the beer-soaked taste of Minnesota humans
That doesn't sound appetizing to me but maybe you're right, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: word will spread from this lake to fish elsewhere and the Eat a Human campaign will grow
It looks like we're probably screwed, bear buddy.
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