Saturday, August 5, 2017

#Photography for the Unusual 8/6

The MAZER, the device every truly happening hip hop hipster has to have.

Our research scientists and Defcon V Industries have developed the Mind Tazer or the MAZER which won't just stun the target.  This miniaturized marvel will help you electrocute the target such that said target incinerates in ten seconds or less.  There will be nothing left except smoke and there's no prosecution without a body.  Even if they do prosecute, no-one can tell who did it.

Prior to purchase, we require our customers to sign an agreement that they will never use the MAZER on anyone except mimes and pundits.  They also must promise they won't use it on politicians and we believe them.

The MAZER is shown in its operating configuration as a globe and also in its storage facility which performs important charging tasks such as enervation of its photonic neural networks.


Size: 1.89 centimeters (diameter) / 2.00 centimeters in storage
Range: 50 meters when the Moon is Full
Recycle time: 4 seconds

Price:  *****

Contact Defcon V Industries to place a bid for this exceptional equipment.

Rockhound: (leafing through Rorschach tests)

Woman with large breasts ... woman with medium breasts ... this one looks like you... with breasts.

Ref:  "Armageddon"


When you realize you should not have reproduced.  Your son has become a landing marker for the runway at the airport.

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