Who will assail the wonders of free enterprise when a young entrepreneur in California came up with the idea of shipping your ashes to Congress, specifically Paul Ryan, after death, presumably due to being cut from insurance rosters.
Ashes can be mailed legally in the US. © John Gress / Reuters
Tell me you're not feelin' that funerary groove with this one.
Protesters can argue for their beliefs from beyond the grave thanks to the ingenuity of a college junior. Zoey Jordan Salsbury is offering those unhappy with the latest Republican health-care bill the chance to send their ashes to members of Congress.
Mail Me to the GOP is the result of a desire expressed on Twitter by writer Nicole Silverberg to “mail my body to Paul Ryan's house” in the event she died because of “TrumpCare,” a term used to describe Donald Trump’s healthcare bill.
Salsbury made Silverberg’s wish a viable reality, creating a website that will help her do just that.
RT: ‘Mail my body to Paul Ryan's house’: Ashes of protesters could be sent to ‘TrumpCare’ backers
Free enterprise is such a spectacular marvel, isn't it.
This stunt will bring the mail system to a crawl since Congress will eventually get onto it there's a whole lot of dead voodoo in the mail and they will start refusing it so staff can send it back ... but ...
The return address will be a nursing home or something of that nature where they won't accept it either so the Undead will ping pong endlessly. More and more of the Undead will fill the mail service, competing with the shipments of reefer, and it will get slower and slower.
Yes, your beloved bud will be traveling beside the ashes of some asshole who threw dynamite into lakes to make it easier to get the fish.
Proud Rockhouse salute to California for sickness on this idea and this almost undoes what those creepy fucking California anti-vaxxers have been doing since, glory, there's a chickenpox outbreak there now.
Ed: evolution in action?
Quite so
Ashes can be mailed legally in the US. © John Gress / Reuters
Tell me you're not feelin' that funerary groove with this one.
Protesters can argue for their beliefs from beyond the grave thanks to the ingenuity of a college junior. Zoey Jordan Salsbury is offering those unhappy with the latest Republican health-care bill the chance to send their ashes to members of Congress.
Mail Me to the GOP is the result of a desire expressed on Twitter by writer Nicole Silverberg to “mail my body to Paul Ryan's house” in the event she died because of “TrumpCare,” a term used to describe Donald Trump’s healthcare bill.
Salsbury made Silverberg’s wish a viable reality, creating a website that will help her do just that.
RT: ‘Mail my body to Paul Ryan's house’: Ashes of protesters could be sent to ‘TrumpCare’ backers
Free enterprise is such a spectacular marvel, isn't it.
This stunt will bring the mail system to a crawl since Congress will eventually get onto it there's a whole lot of dead voodoo in the mail and they will start refusing it so staff can send it back ... but ...
The return address will be a nursing home or something of that nature where they won't accept it either so the Undead will ping pong endlessly. More and more of the Undead will fill the mail service, competing with the shipments of reefer, and it will get slower and slower.
Yes, your beloved bud will be traveling beside the ashes of some asshole who threw dynamite into lakes to make it easier to get the fish.
Proud Rockhouse salute to California for sickness on this idea and this almost undoes what those creepy fucking California anti-vaxxers have been doing since, glory, there's a chickenpox outbreak there now.
Ed: evolution in action?
Quite so
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