Kim Kardashian Single-Handedly Changes Female Profile from Hourglass to Bowling Pin

As mentioned previously on Ithaka, when we saw something like this in the past, typically we would roll a bowling ball at it.  We want to celebrate the female topological ideal pioneered by Kim Kardashian so we we're going to form the BBL and rejoice.

Ed:  BBL?

Bimbo Bowling League

Ed:  the bimbos are the bowlers?

Noooo, the bimbos are the bowling pins, mate.  We just need ten Kardashians and let the bowling begin.


Yevette was semi-comatose the first time but she thought it was funny just now so, ok, roll it.


You never had so much fun on "Bowling for Dollars" in the past; there was no chance of it.  Back then if get a strike maybe you win a chicken or a dishwasher or something but now think of the fun as we roll over wannabe movie stars.  Here's one for the side boob, baby.

Ed:  got one for the underboob?

Oh, sure,  Roll one for the underboob too since that sick and prissy bitch so needs a bowling ball.


Prob'ly all this started from Kanye West going on and on with Twitter about oh, oh, I just fucked Kim so good and he really did Tweet that almost verbatim at least once.

The Rockhouse concludes many other females were thinking, whoa, I wanna get fucked like that so they grew fat asses too.   Some of them even get fat ass transplants and silicone embellishments.  Whoa, Nelly,we got some damaged females out there and Kanye West is their king.

Ed:  West is a fuckin' lunatic!

Apparently they think he's a sexy fuckin' lunatic and that overrides all else with bowling pins.


Ed:  wanna go bowling?

Nah, the last time was in the Army and I got thrown out.  We were drunk since, wtf, it was the Army and everyone was drunk.  In that drunken state, we went bowling and I had never done it before so, sure, let's go off and be expert drunk bowlers.

That went more or less ok until I just might have rolled at the wrong time and it hit the device which comes down to set the pins.  That made a bloody great clanging sound and immediately there was a voice over the bowling alley loudspeaker, "Lane Five, do we have a problem?"

I never went back to a bowling alley after that since, wtf, it's bowling and once was enough.

Ed:  would you go back for the BBL?

I might since that would be some funny stuff, not so much from whacking the bowling pin bimbos but the indignant outrage after the fact.